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keepin piss warm...?

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where should i keep it. im finally (probably) completely straight at the moment, and i would like to take advantage of it... where in a common house could i keep piss warm...? im not gonna give my dad cold urine... he knows better than that... he also follows me to the bathroom... and stands outside the door... and probably checks the bathroom for stored urine beforehand...
any ideas?
maby i can somehow make a pocketpack... or somehow buy instant urine...
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or you could bitch slap him for bein a fuckin mini hittler.
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Hand warmers work. if you heat it up to between 90-100 degrees, then put the handwarmer on the outside of it with a rubberband or somethin, and put it in ur pocket, it should work...

But what I used to pass a police piss test was http://detoxforless.com/pass-a-drug-test/fake-pee.html
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Lol. i know its not funny, but i laughed my ass of at this. ahh, instant urine. and ductions right.
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Post by GeekTheSaxophonist »

you could put the urine in a small bag and attach it close to your body, then your own body should warm it up to body temperature, this is good in case whoever is testing you keeps an eye on you, then you can just cut the bag with your nails and squeeze it to make it sound and look like you're acutally pissing. its alot easier for girls to pull this off though
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we put a man on the moon, yet we cant create a shake-n-bake urine maker.
i could put a pouch of it underneath my ball sack... but that would piss me off... that hand warmers are a good idea... but theres gotta be a way to store it... so i dont have to carry urine with me everytime i decide to talk to my dad... they have got to have instant urine... i cant order anything online... i live with my parents... if they get detox drinks in the mail... theyl have me stoned to death near the town gates... (not that that would be a bad way of dying :P )
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carry round a test tube of urine, at all times, and when your dad asks for some piss, go into the bathroom, get out your handwarmer, and heat that piss up, and say to him your having a shit too.
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Just put the bottle of piss ontop of your cable box with sopmething covering it to hide it...that's a good 95 degrees :p
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man, i wouldnt be able to handle that kind of intolerance by my folks.
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hahaha i passed a police test with apple juice :p
just held the carton near me n pretended to b peeing, it looked yellow, they didnt really feel how cold it was, and they wasnt weird enough to sniff it, and the tests they do around here only tells u if theres drugs, it Doesnt tell u whether its urine or not, haha
but i dno if all countried use the same tests, so i dno if this work for anyone else
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hahahahaha. thats excellent.
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hahah apple juice? righteous man! hahahha hooray for olding terms!
saw an add in cannabis culture for a fake dick and some fake bag thing that tapes to your stomach and keeps human body temperature, plus it has urine thats real enough to verify on a test... bet it would be expensive though
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Post by Dakine »

Thats stupid. I can;t believe im posting ideas on how to heat urine body temperature. anyways, as duction suggested, slap him for being a mini hitler.
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Re: keepin piss warm...?

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midnightToker wrote:where should i keep it. im finally (probably) completely straight at the moment, and i would like to take advantage of it... where in a common house could i keep piss warm...? im not gonna give my dad cold urine... he knows better than that... he also follows me to the bathroom... and stands outside the door... and probably checks the bathroom for stored urine beforehand...
any ideas?
maby i can somehow make a pocketpack... or somehow buy instant urine...
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