keepin piss warm...?

midnightToker · Post by **midnightToker** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:45 pm

where should i keep it. im finally (probably) completely straight at the moment, and i would like to take advantage of it... where in a common house could i keep piss warm...? im not gonna give my dad cold urine... he knows better than that... he also follows me to the bathroom... and stands outside the door... and probably checks the bathroom for stored urine beforehand...
any ideas?
maby i can somehow make a pocketpack... or somehow buy instant urine...

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:50 pm

or you could bitch slap him for bein a fuckin mini hittler.

Emagdnim · Post by **Emagdnim** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:33 am

Hand warmers work. if you heat it up to between 90-100 degrees, then put the handwarmer on the outside of it with a rubberband or somethin, and put it in ur pocket, it should work...

But what I used to pass a police piss test was http://detoxforless.com/pass-a-drug-test/fake-pee.html

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:39 am

Lol. i know its not funny, but i laughed my ass of at this. ahh, instant urine. and ductions right.

GeekTheSaxophonist · Post by **GeekTheSaxophonist** » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:07 pm

you could put the urine in a small bag and attach it close to your body, then your own body should warm it up to body temperature, this is good in case whoever is testing you keeps an eye on you, then you can just cut the bag with your nails and squeeze it to make it sound and look like you're acutally pissing. its alot easier for girls to pull this off though

midnightToker · Post by **midnightToker** » Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:29 am

we put a man on the moon, yet we cant create a shake-n-bake urine maker.
i could put a pouch of it underneath my ball sack... but that would piss me off... that hand warmers are a good idea... but theres gotta be a way to store it... so i dont have to carry urine with me everytime i decide to talk to my dad... they have got to have instant urine... i cant order anything online... i live with my parents... if they get detox drinks in the mail... theyl have me stoned to death near the town gates... (not that that would be a bad way of dying

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Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:58 pm

carry round a test tube of urine, at all times, and when your dad asks for some piss, go into the bathroom, get out your handwarmer, and heat that piss up, and say to him your having a shit too.

Psyclone · Post by **Psyclone** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:33 pm

Just put the bottle of piss ontop of your cable box with sopmething covering it to hide it...that's a good 95 degrees :p

weedguru+chrisisonfire · Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:50 pm

man, i wouldnt be able to handle that kind of intolerance by my folks.

IcIrIs · Post by **IcIrIs** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:20 am

My parents found out i smoke, and they just warned me of the effects of laced weed.

Certified-Nutter · Post by **Certified-Nutter** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:09 am

hahaha i passed a police test with apple juice :p
just held the carton near me n pretended to b peeing, it looked yellow, they didnt really feel how cold it was, and they wasnt weird enough to sniff it, and the tests they do around here only tells u if theres drugs, it Doesnt tell u whether its urine or not, haha
but i dno if all countried use the same tests, so i dno if this work for anyone else

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:28 pm

hahahahaha. thats excellent.

TYStonerTY · Post by **TYStonerTY** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:31 am

hahah apple juice? righteous man! hahahha hooray for olding terms!
saw an add in cannabis culture for a fake dick and some fake bag thing that tapes to your stomach and keeps human body temperature, plus it has urine thats real enough to verify on a test... bet it would be expensive though

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:58 am

Thats stupid. I can;t believe im posting ideas on how to heat urine body temperature. anyways, as duction suggested, slap him for being a mini hitler.

HeLLa-LifTeD · Post by **HeLLa-LifTeD** » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:12 pm

midnightToker wrote:where should i keep it. im finally (probably) completely straight at the moment, and i would like to take advantage of it... where in a common house could i keep piss warm...? im not gonna give my dad cold urine... he knows better than that... he also follows me to the bathroom... and stands outside the door... and probably checks the bathroom for stored urine beforehand...
any ideas?
maby i can somehow make a pocketpack... or somehow buy instant urine...

whens the last time u smoked?

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