Weedguru Haiku's

blazed · Post by **blazed** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 8:26 pm

the alarm goes off,
i roll over and hit it,
time to light that spliff.

blazed · Post by **blazed** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 8:32 pm

pack another bowl,
i am starting to come down,
ahh that feels better.

GodHand Kronix · Post by **GodHand Kronix** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 4:46 am

Crying out silence,
Tears of crimson form a pool
The lifeless corpse falls

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 8:47 am

Yikes man, that fuckin
haiku was wicked scary
hope you feel better

Did you like
Mine... It's about the
Iliad

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 4:48 am

Alright, so no one
Is interested in them
...Or are you just shy?

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Wed Mar 24, 2004 2:22 pm

lay on me what this thread is about, whats with tthe small lines, this a long poem ? >.<

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Thu Mar 25, 2004 12:23 am

Weedguru Beloved wrote:The purpose of a haiku:
The importance of the poet's first impression, just as it was, of subjects taken from daily life, and of local colour to create freshness.
What is a haiku?
Haiku-poems consist of respectively 5, 7 and 5 syllables or 3, 5, and 3 syllables, in three units.

seasoned trail sunshine
I run while I'm getting paid
mossy log session

GodHand Kronix · Post by **GodHand Kronix** » Sat Mar 27, 2004 2:40 pm

Reality tends
Not to play fair, even when
You beg on your knees

tankooo1 · Post by **tankooo1** » Tue May 11, 2004 6:56 am

so endlessly stressed,
i fear life has gotten me
infinite sadness

zonked. · Post by **zonked.** » Sun Jun 06, 2004 11:02 pm

well AMEN CARO
im at work now and i know
my feet fucking hurt

Eclectic · Post by **Eclectic** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 9:10 pm

on a first day of classes for a semester:

school has just begun
numerous bitches are here
will i poke the slit?

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:44 am

Will you "poke the slit
of some bitch"? My guess is that
you probably won't

Eclectic · Post by **Eclectic** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 4:53 am

you didn't view my post for the artistic value it contained

GodHand Kronix · Post by **GodHand Kronix** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 8:09 pm

The day we are wed
Laws of mathematics change
One plus one is one

Note: I will be using this in a large series of haiku's based on the human life. It will be posted in the Stoner's Poems section upon completion.

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 1:07 pm

i can't find my bong
or my damn lighter either
i want to get stoned

hooray i've found them
hidden underneath the desk
time to get chonging

i am well baked now
elephant sausage noodles
time for another

......lame i know but i am frightfully bored

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