http://tnjn.com/2010/apr/01/burger-king ... eft-hande/As the servers of America's favorite burger, Burger King is introducing the left-handed whopper to give Americans another chance to have it their way.
"We have always been proud of the fact that we offer 1024 ways to order our flagship Whopper sandwich. Now we are offering 1025 ways," Jim Watkins, senior vice president for marketing for Burger King corporation said in a press release.
"I hate it when the condiments fall out the right side of the bun," Audrey Barnette, a left-handed sophomore in music education, said. "This should make lunch much less messy."
Burger King unveils left-handed Whopper
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*sigh* This is just as bad as the Shreddies thing they have going on. "Do you prefer the square shape or the diamond shape?" It's the SAME fucking shape, only tilted 45 degrees!
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...wait for it...
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Ha, yeah I laughed like crazy when I saw that commercial!Gorecore wrote:*sigh* This is just as bad as the Shreddies thing they have going on. "Do you prefer the square shape or the diamond shape?" It's the SAME fucking shape, only tilted 45 degrees!
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the whole ad campaign over here is based on the fact that you need two hands to eat it
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^^^Yeah. I love those commercials where his buddy offers to hold it for him.
I've never heard this. I'm left handed and have never had an issue eating a whopper.
Audrey Barnett is either one-handed or an idiot.
And even then I'm still confused...can't you just turn the around and start on the other side.
I've never heard this. I'm left handed and have never had an issue eating a whopper.
Audrey Barnett is either one-handed or an idiot.
And even then I'm still confused...can't you just turn the around and start on the other side.
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I personally recommend checking oneself for OCD at least once every 5 minutes.
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I ate a big whopper and Big king xxl yesterday hehe, lovely burgers.
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I'm a lefty but never had any problems eating right handed burgers...
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Lol yupGorecore wrote:Oh shit, I think I just got this...
errr...April Fools?
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