Weed got me laid

[Bear]

excuse anybody here who maybe horny... geez. Think of it this way, some guys are so desprate they will fuck anything that moves (bahhhh-sheep *'hey sometimes a sheep needs to be pushed through a fence!'*) - dont worry from scary movie 3.5 lol

well this CAN apply to women you know, maybe she just wants a fuck. Doesnt matter if your pretty or not everyone still wants a shag... ask a nun for fuck sake. jesus, i have so much respect for you guys. Gods penis must be pretty hefty to screw all of em, well they are all technically married to him.

But anyway sorry for my rambles, women and men both get horny, broad or hunk or whatever. Everyone needs a shag someday.

[buttermilk]

Nice new profile Bear.

[MatteN]

i had my super christian church-every-sunday ex-girlfriend begging me to go get condoms and come back to her house. she was begging for it and she said she never would LOL.

she was just insanely horny that night lol, they get that way too....they just aren't barbarians like us and make it known to the world lol

[Jay212]

i can go forever without sex, but then when the day comes... lookout!

[AbbyRoad]

i hit on my bf more then he hits on me. i always put "the moves" on him. yesterday when he was over he was even teasing me about this, said i was super horny all the time. i got a little upset at this point, mostly because he wasnt reciprocating my advances, and started bitching about how a guy can just wank for a couple of mins and be released, but for girls, or at least me, its not that way. then we was all like fine lets have sex, and i was like oh no fuck you buddy..wait NOT fuck you. i didnt even want to have sex in the first place just fool around for a bit. god, i hate men.
sorry for bitching about my bf guys. its just difficult and i tend to bitch. sometimes i wonder whats up with him. i thought guys wanted to get laid or fool around ALL THE TIME. not this guy.

[weedguru+chrisisonfire]

Both parties need to be fully satisfied. Thats my rule.

[Turnipweed13]

well i consider you to be lucky... if you dont have a std... and if your kidney and your weed is still on your person lol.... but how was it...? the ounce.... hopefully the sex was good to if you got it that easy...

[captainMorton]

the weed was pretty much an average batch, nothing special, and the sex was great, she really liked to give, but hell, whenever I have sex its great, but you would probably have to ask her how it was, lol