Weed got me laid

captainMorton · Post by **captainMorton** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:54 am

ok so heres how it happend, i was looking to grab, and this guy I know gave me an adress to go to, he called ahead and let the dealer know I was coming, so Im checking the adress of the apartment he gave me, so I knock on the door, and this chick answers the door, so I say "alex sent me?" and she says "come on in" so I go in and she gives me an ounce, so I check it(looks like its pretty good shit) so I decide to take a chance and I say "great, now all I need is some pussy" and she actually smiles, and says that I can stay a while and smoke If I want, so I say hell yeah and she goes and grabs her bong from her room, now Im chilling on the couch wondering whats taking so long and she comes out in just a thong!!, so Im sitting there with my mouth hanging open and she sits down beside me and lights the bong and passes it to me, and im sitting there and she laughs and I finally take it and hit it, all the while im just staring at her and shes smiling, so we finish the bowl and I look at her and she just leans over and kisses me!! now im sitting there and Im making out with this more-than-half-naked chick and im pretty high, so I put the bong down and I get right into it. Now about two hours later We are lying naked in her bed smoking a Joint, so she says that If i keep coming to her Ill keep getting a little somthing extra each time.

so yeah, I now im going to get laid every time I grab, oh wait, hope I dont get an std...

Princess_Ayana · Post by **Princess_Ayana** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:55 am

Congrats. Getting laid is always a beautiful thing.

Psyclone · Post by **Psyclone** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:55 am

You probably did get an STD with a girl that easy or it's just a bs story. lol

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:57 am

You deserve an award.

You, sir, have made me more jealous than any single person on these boards.

So, in recognition of your awesomeness and/or lottery winning luck...

FUCK YOU!!!

buttermilk · Post by **buttermilk** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:05 am

Holy cameltoe! If only if only...

captainMorton · Post by **captainMorton** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:13 am

Psyclone wrote:You probably did get an STD with a girl that easy or it's just a bs story. lol

hey man, if your jealous, dont put down my achivements, lol.

IcIrIs · Post by **IcIrIs** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:20 am

Good for you m8

Post by **(weedguru)scarf** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 8:54 am

captainMorton wrote: I say "great, now all I need is some pussy"

hahahaha i cant believe that shit worked... all i need is some pussy
i think i will get a t-shirt made with captain morton exclaiming it
see if i can get women throwing their thongs at me

SpRi7e · Post by **SpRi7e** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 9:49 am

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:53 am

So basically you're just one of her pussy/pothead addicts, one in a million éh?

Do wear a condom :p

captainMorton · Post by **captainMorton** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:14 pm

dont worry about condoms man, i got a box of 100 at my place, im not stupid, just horny

Rory · Post by **Rory** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 2:00 pm

Fucking LOVE when that happens, dude! I had a similiar experience a long time ago (hahaha this is how I met my girlfriend) she asked me if I could grab some Jagermeister for her. So I did, (I barely knew her at this point). Next thing she asks me to drink with her. We chill in her parents house's basement, before we even start drinking she starts rubbing all over me and kissing me and shit. Before I knew it we were doing it doggy style in her bedroom. After that we got hammered and stoned. We just decided to make it a regular thing lol.

Congrats dude!!!!

hashpipe · Post by **hashpipe** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:46 pm

the girl behind the desk at the coffeeshop blinked at me once........ but never had any sex with someone i just met. i should do that once, might get some cool results

Jay212 · Post by **Jay212** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:26 pm

this your first time? If so congrats. Get checked for stds and shit tho, that bitch is stupid.

asswipe · Post by **asswipe** » Thu Mar 01, 2007 5:04 pm

sounds like you dreamt :p i mean, does a guy can get anymore luck on one day?

www.weedguru.com

Weed got me laid

Weed got me laid

Re: Weed got me laid

Who is online