keepin piss warm...?

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jesus christ, about a month to a month and a half ago... im probably the straightest person to post on this forum... i miss it so much... but what am i gonna do? im gonna have to rely on caffiene and counter-strike till i can drive :(... thi ssucks im like ultra-grounded, i cant hang wit friends... my parents havnt even given me a test yet... i coulda been smokin the past couple months, and theyda never caught me...
theyr usin scare-tactics on me...
they know that i wont smoke because if i do, and they give me the test, theyd send me into the police... (theyl never find my stash spot)
i still got an 8th stashed away, adn i want to smoke it...
once i can drive, im gonna try shrooms for the first time, but i want to drive before i do that... i also want to try some kava but i too need to drive to get that...
marijuana is great if paranoid over-protective pissed off parents dont catch ya...
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i'd fuckin smoke the lot (around here police can only do u for posession, they cant do shit to u if they find it in ur blood, but dont actualy find any)
and once u got rid of ur stash, (at least here) nothing can be done agianst u legaly, so it showing up in ur piss is a waste of time here, unless they find ur stash
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Just smoke it when they leave for a long period of time so you can smoke then sober up before they get back.
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Yup, i think ductions got it right. Your dad really piss tests you?
Try some wrong
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hide it in ur anus.
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dr.Spock wrote:hide it in ur anus.
the planet?..........lol j/k
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Post by Dakine »

i hate this thread, lol. just the title ''keeping piss warm'' sends me off into a hysterical fit of laughter.
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Post by Bear »

look man simply tell your dad to fuck off. Dude... hes making you ask people on an international forum... How to heat your own piss. Know what i mean?

But anyway since im the grizzly of this forum i guess i do have to help out 8) .
Easiest way? Ok buy some yellow food colouring, when your washing your hands fill the cup or watever with alittle of that with some warm water and hey presto you have fake piss. works like a charm :lol:
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