Mr. Weedguru 2006

[Gorecore]

i voted for gore core because he looks like the guy from 40 old virgin

You wouldn't believe how many people told me that when that movie first came out. Even though I'm "ugly as fuck" by traditional standards, I don't get with women like Cal did in the movie.

Thanks for the votes so far guys/girls! I feel the love.

[weedguru_animal]

Due to problems with match-rigging in the past, I must request that people make a quick post to mention who they are voting for. If you really feel the need to stay anonymous, then perhaps you could send one of the mods or me, a private message just to let us know which way you have cast your vote. rest assured, any pms recieved will remain private.
Thanks for your compliance, and endurance of my unshakeable literal gonnorhea...good luck fellow boners...

[FIRE!!!]

I only have one vote...

Womp, womp, wawawawawawa....

[Gorecore]

And that vote was alllll meee baybee!!!

Wanna make out tonight under the bridge by that swamp over there?

[weedguru_animal]

mr gore, you almost tempted me into spunking my own still to be cast golden vote....but with some willpower, and polysterene cups of white wine, thanksfully, i have managed to avoid the promise of romance which comes from pledging support in your direction.....

it's looking like it's gunna be a tight one this year folks.....

[Eugene]

AH you banned one of my votes! lol

[weedguru_animal]

who is AH?

and what do you mean 'banned one of your votes'???

i am lost

[Dr. Greenthumb]

My vote goes for the guy in eugene's avatar

[weedguru_animal]

My sense of fairness has knocked any sense of gamesmanship out of my plans, so I have followed the example of all the other regular members and cast my vote for the entrant- out of the eight left if i exclude myself- who i feel is the wisest and most decent. And when I looked at it like that, there could be only one choice, which was Mr Gorecore. I am happy to see the bear posting more regularly and more generally...I enjoy the company of a fellow old-timer.

we may be miles apart in terms of outlook and demeanour but I do seem to be able to find common ground with the bear when it comes to the fundamentals of what is Right and Wrong...

[Eugene]

youngweezy said he voted for me, and then you banned him after his idiotic reference to us looking like child molesters.

[Eugene]

My vote goes for the guy in eugene's avatar

HAHAHA I actually laughed out loud to that...

[FIRE!!!]

who is AH?

and what do you mean 'banned one of your votes'???

i am lost

Ah is an exclamation, you know like when you're angry or scared or something you scream Ahhh!!

[Gorecore]

OMFG! Now I can't get that scene out of my head from Monty Python's "Holy Grail" movie...where all the knights are in a cave and find a carving in the wall...damn, it's been a long time since I seen that movie and I forget the exact dialog:

"The castle Ahhhh"
"WOT?"
"That's what is says, 'in the castle of Ahhhhh'"
"Do you think he meant The Commauuughs?"
"No"
"He must have died while writing this"
"Don't be silly, if he died he wouldn't bother writing 'Ahhhh'!"
"Well perhaps he was dictating?"
"Ahhhh"
"Ahhhh"
"OOOOO!!!"
"No no, you're doing it wrong...it's more of a back of the throat...AUUGGGH!"
"Uh, no no...I mean 'OOOOO' as in surprise or alarm"
"Oh you mean, AHHH!"
"Yes, that's it...AHHH!"

You'd have to see it to appreciate that.

[weedguru_animal]

well euguene, if you really want to count a vote from a piece of shit like that little fool then i will gladly give you the vote back with my other username , carlos valdez....

have i banned anyone else which may have disrupted the voting process???

[CaRloS VaLdEz]

there you go mate...


(this is animal, voting for eugene, to replace his lost vote)