Thanks for your compliance, and endurance of my unshakeable literal gonnorhea...good luck fellow boners...
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Zen
age -19
location - Prince George, British Columbia, Canada
favorite musician - oh that's a toughy... Simon Posford or Jimi Hendrix
favorite film - Waking Life
favorite food - there's so many to choose from!.... Kiwi? Stove Top? Spaghetti? Tacos? Chinese Food? aaggghhh I love food more than I love music! And I love music more than anything!
favorite marijuana - bubble hash or a nicely resined sativa bud
favorite way to use marijuana - water bong/doobie
Additional info: I'm spontaneously reserved, in-between my bouts of random excitement. I can enjoy the completeness in an incomplete pitcher of ale, or glass of wine. It's my calling in life to acquire all the information in the unknown universe and then expel it across the known world. oh yeah... and I like long walks on the beach, starry nights, hilltop picnics you know... the works =P
and sure, there's a lot more as well as a lot less to myself than I'm letting on to hahahha
DrGreenthumb-
age: 19
location: Miami, FL
favorite musicians: tenacious d, atmosphere, sublime
favorite film: Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels
favorite food: croquetas
favorite marijuana: any good sativa strain
favorite way to use marijuana: joints
favorite quote: “I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown."- Jim Morrison
I enjoy taking walks in the woods, spending time on the beach, and being out on a boat. I am a full time college student, I work and my favorite pastime is SCUBA diving.
If elected Mr. Weedguru 2006 I promise world peace and the irradication of world hunger.
Wooden Foot-
yeah my name is Rob Sparkman I'm 23 years old. Married father with another on the way. New home owner and a hard worker. I currently restore historical buildings for a living.
Eugene
I am 19 years old, I live in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, but I am currently in
Connecticut for my college education. My favorite musician, although old and
played out is Korn (More-so old Korn than new, but I'm not a poser, so I stick
with what I like). My favorite movie is much too hard to choose so I'll choose
a favorite from each genre. Favorite family flick is The Goonies, favorite
serious movie is Boondock Saints, favorite horror movie is The Exorcist, and
favorite Sci-Fi movie are the two Resident Evils. My favorite food when I'm not
baked is Chinese food, and my favorite food when I am baked is definitely
potatoe bread. As of recently, my favorite strain of weed is White Widow, but
in a close second is Blueberry Haze. I feel I am the best candidate for Mr.
Weedguru2006 because I am...WeedGuru. I'm on the forum non-stop, I smoke almost
everyday of the week yet maintain my GPA in college. And I mean, come on, I'm
the shit! So how can I NOT be picked?!??!??!?! ha!
haha just playin, have a good one
Gorecore
Name: Keith
Age: 31 (Capricorn)
Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada
Favorite musician: Too many to name. Depends on my mood or the genre. All around, my favorite band would be Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Favorite film: Se7en
Favorite food: Chicken and rice or noodles
Favorite marijuana: The kind that gets me high, tastes good, and isn't too expensive
Favorite way to use marijuana: Definitely the almighty JOINT!
Favorite animal: Cat
Turn ons: Nice eyes, great smile, open minded
Turn offs: Clingyness, bossy people, dredlocks
Favorite sport: Golf (play) Hockey (watch)
Favorite quote: He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. –Nietzsche
Gaz
Age: 17
Location: Milton Keynes, England
Favorite musician : Deltron
Favorite film: How High or; Donnie Darko
Favorite food : Pasta
Favorite marijuana : Sour Diesel
Favorite way to use marijuana: Joints
Birdie
age: 15
location: canada
favorite musician: bullet for my valentine
favorite film: walking tall
favorite food: tacos
favorite marijuana: white widow
favorite way to use marijuana: joint/pipe
Who do you respect the most??why? i respect my best friends dad because he is really smart and i trust him
Who is your dream Lady????why? SARAH because she is the best thing that ever happened to me.
WhiteLie
Age: 16
Location: Cape Coral, FL
Favorite Musician: Overall, would have to say Bob Marley
Favorite Film: Fear & Loathing baby
Favorite Food: chicken & beer biatch!!
Favorite Marijuana: The smokable kind
Favorite way to use marijuana: Nothing gets me high like a nice fat blunt
Animal
I find it distressingly difficult to find even a semblance of meaningful common ground with most human beings. I viciously deplore fakes, obnoxious incompetents and genuinely nasty fuckers, but I am finally learning to take a fair amount of pride in the fact that these people invariably hate me
I am twenty seven years old, currently marooned in Melbourne(Australia). Hopefully an escape plan-aimed at destination UK- will be in place by the end of August. My blood is half British/ half sicillian, though it was my British mother who rasied me, not my Sicillian padre. Most of my life to date has been spent in England, though I have spent a fair amount of time in Australia and also experienced several of the myriad rigors and delights of Asia, North Africa and other areas of Europe.
My mind moves at a truly supersonic rate.
I wish my most common emotion was love,
but in truth,
it is hate.
(for the rest of my species...
most of whom i am unable to distinguish, on an spiritual level,
from an elephants faeces....)
Recently I found a passage of writing (in Nexus by H.Miller) that my lady and I, both consider to be the most poignant and accurate description of any part of my multi-faceted soul, that anyone-including myself- has, to date, scribed.....
"it's never going to be smooth sailing for you. If it isn't me who makes you miserable it will be someone else. You look for trouble. Now don't be offended, Maybe you need to suffer. Suffering will never kill you, that I can tell you. No matter what happens you'll come through, always. You're like a cork, Push you to the bottom and you rise again. Sometimes it frightens me, the depths to which you can sink. I'm not that way. My buoyancy is physical, yours is...I was going to say spiritual, but that isn't quite it. It's animalistic. You do have a strong spiritual makeup, but there's also more of the animal in you than in most men. You want to live...live at any cost...whether as a man, a beast, an insect, or a germ..."
As you can imagine, I could very easily go on. But I won't, as I have debased myself enough. If you can still find reason to vote for me after reading all of above, I have little hope for your sanity or future, but thanks all the same....And Good luck.
