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Post by Shwoot »

the more I give in,
I continue to unwind
now I've come undone
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Post by cutthecashflow »

Oo Haikus! Who dug this thread up? Props to them...

Heres a few...


The sun is slipping
The Autumn days growing short
my morale turns weak


Pot makes me feel good
Why then is it illegal
to smoke the green herb

The sun on my face
the joys that I have mistaked
make me fall to tears

Will we meet again
A kiss from your lips I seek
to rid me of pain

Dark and dreary rain
sucks the life from my spirit
brought back by sunshine
Get busy living or get busy dying.
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Post by Shwoot »

It's that time of year,
psilocybin in my brain.
I be trippin' balls!
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Post by Gorecore »

Should I try to rhyme?
No, why bother anymore
My ice cream is gone :(
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Post by cutthecashflow »

lol
Get busy living or get busy dying.
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Post by Zen »

A thread of Haikus!
I should write a Haiku too
Gee, How creative

Simply, beautiful
Three lines with no sense of rhyme
Lots-o-fun to write

This is so easy
Should almost talk the same way
Might get confusing

Winter starts to purr
The sound of leaves in trees stirs
Voices in the wind

Thoughts pour onto text
For the people of the world
To read and to smile

Though thoughts seem to fade
Threads can be left forgotten
So lets Sticky This!

Peace~
Use the Earth to sew...
Use the Water to grow...
Use your hands to pick...
Your fingers to pack...
Use the Fire to burn...
Use the Air to breathe...
AND TOKE THAT SH!T LIKE A MUTHA FUCKIN' CYCLONE!!!

-Derekson
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Post by Gorecore »

Man this weed is good
My eyeballs are swollen shut
Now where's that lighter?

This camera steals souls
I hear them screaming inside
I've stolen thousands
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Post by see nick dance »

Haikus are so short
I'm already half way done
I cant get much said.
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Post by mrblonde »

haikus are the shit
being enibriated(?)
will and grace is on
And you will know my name is the lord, when i lay my vengeance upon the.
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Post by Midnight Toker »

*WARNING: I think these are funny, you may not. If you are easily offended, please look away now*
My lovely lady
Was that donkey punch too hard?
Oops, looks like you're dead.
The fire inside lurks
Waiting for the right moment
Love? Nope. It's herpes.
I'll stop now, it only gets worse from here.
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Post by cutthecashflow »

The world sickens me
Hatred and Killing exsit
only for the oil

Today I am free
Unchainded with a free spirit
Not for timid eyes

The winter
Short days and cold nights
Spring arrives

This moment
For only seconds
Brings me joy

My lovely lady
Why have you forsaken me
Heartbroken I am

Weed is medicine
Helping the sick be at ease
Till the afterlife

Nuclear
Arms of destruction
End us all

That frown makes me sad
When you smile I am happy
Please remember me

Another evening
I spend alone by myself
Waiting only for you

Remember
For your fathers sake
Lifes lessons

Freedom and Justice
Make this nation what it is
Something is missing
Get busy living or get busy dying.
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Post by Zen »

The annual end
Water enters into spring
The snow starts to rain

Peace~
Use the Earth to sew...
Use the Water to grow...
Use your hands to pick...
Your fingers to pack...
Use the Fire to burn...
Use the Air to breathe...
AND TOKE THAT SH!T LIKE A MUTHA FUCKIN' CYCLONE!!!

-Derekson
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Post by Zen »

The crystals crumble
Falling down from the Heavens
Landing on our tongues

Peace~
Use the Earth to sew...
Use the Water to grow...
Use your hands to pick...
Your fingers to pack...
Use the Fire to burn...
Use the Air to breathe...
AND TOKE THAT SH!T LIKE A MUTHA FUCKIN' CYCLONE!!!

-Derekson
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