Swat some of the skin in your gob, and other English English

[tweedle]

Haha I had that last night. No Joke. I know tons of Cockney Slang, My Grandad taught me tons of it

Lets see if any english people can tell me some of these

Salmon and Trout?(I think that might be abit to Londonish tho)

Bottle and Glass?

Tommy Tank?

Niagara Falls?

2 and 8?

Apple and Pears?

Jam Jar?

Bangers and Mash?

Bull and Cow?

Loaf of Bread?

Biscuits and Cheese?

Barnet Fair?

Bacon and Eggs?

Rabbit and Pork?

Trouble and Strife?

Scarpa Flow?

Pork Pies?

Mince Pies?

Shit I could go on all day

[Caro]

Bangers and mash... I'm guessing some kind of meat and potato? lol

[tweedle]

Sausages and Mashed Potatoes

[BUDA]

Aint Tommy Tank a Wank?

[tweedle]

Yeah ahaha

[BUDA]

Haha Old school Terms here..

[Weedguru_Fire_Inside]

I don't get how anyone can find our language/slang weird. it's our language, America is the country that tortured the english language.

I speak proper english, but with alot of Fuck and Cunt involved.

[Midnight Toker]

I don't get how anyone can find our language/slang weird. it's our language, America is the country that tortured the english language.

Exactly, Americans don't seem to realise that they are the ones with the funny accent.

I'm from the south of england, which means i dont have an accent, this is just how things sound when they're pronounced properly.

Us Brits do over use the word fuck though.

[tweedle]

So a typical cockney rhyming slang deal could go.

'You all right me old china plate? You got a farmers daughter? Where are we gunna be ronan keating?' So on and so forth, well done for tryin to understand us though caro.lol.

Nah it wouldnt go like that it, they dont normally say the full word. For instance they would say "Me old china" Rather than China Plate