Swat some of the skin in your gob, and other English English

[Caro]

Blaze 4 Life, I love the way I can't understand you Englishmen sometimes.

Put a bit off of the end of a single rizla skin in your gob.

What the hell does this mean? lol.

It's like that one Austin Powers movie.... you know the scene where they speak in English English - slang so different from American, that we needed subtitles to understand? That was awesome. Anyway, Tom made the observation that if he typed how he talked, I probably wouldn't be able to understand what he says.

It comes through on the boards quite a bit, with all our British posters, and I am always reminded of that scene. I was quite stoned and very entertained! As a student of English I just find it so fascinating to hear or see my native language being used and not understand it, with so many of the words replaced by regional dialect.

I'm asking you guys - I'm sorry I'm not sure exactly what part of England produces this coded effect, please educate me - into having a conversation here that represents what I'm talking about.

[jonny cockeral]

just ask if you want help i'll be happy to help out

gob means mouth

[Caro]

If by "help" you mean enabling me to spy on the slang speaking English man in his native conversational environment, then yes, please....



I just want you to talk how you would with your mates, bonus if a West Coast American girl can't understand it!

[jonny cockeral]

hello ?camaz r u goin out

hello

camaz r u playin out at any point?

aye

wen

now if u want

thrs nee 1 out am w8in 4 ross 2 giv uz a ring

reet

bod has jus rang me, thrs ppl in the jollys

fuk tht

whrs glen

in his but hes goin 2 parkers coz hes baby sittin

lol

wats the crack win alexes n greggs names r the goin 2 malia or summit

aye

whrs that

alex has turned into a bit of bummer he used to grief them all the time, fuk na's

a na he did now hes goin on holiday win them we shud book up n go sumwhr

rutter has jus rang me aswell

aye

we need to go at the start of next summer a wreckon

al go any time me it will b buzzin

well here wot we doin 2nite

thrs me, u, rutter, cart, n thompaz maybe mick aswell

fuk na's a divnt fancy sittin in the park plus av got nee smoke

it'll be cold soon liek

rites will it its canny cold now

fuk bod is on the phone agen

lol

lyons, hz, and irvin are out sumwhr red ronny is commin out aswell

is evry 1 jus in thrs now like n am not cummin out if red ronny is

lol y not

well bod is gettn the bus up now, rutt said hes gone to knock on riley jonny is jus commin out, whrs thompa

tompas at his grannys a think but here reet nee 1s got smoke so it will b shit

av got sum like

exactly evry cunt will try n spraff off u al cum out like mite aswell but a na it will be dump

al jus sell bobbys

nice plan

al buy a bucket k

its shit sandy always offers to buy then his next words r hav u got change of a tenner or fiver

aye av realised tht a reckon its so u jus turn round n say well it dusnt matta jus hav it

who nicked his clipper last night

havnt got a clue

wen u goin out

a wanna go out now coz it gets shit by about 8

lets gan 4 a bucket then micks

lol

lol

ner but al go out soon like

well here am ready to go out now

well shud a meet u at the chinkeys in bout 5-10 mins then we'll giv them a ring

aye

at quater past

aye aye sweet

a new line is when the person speaking changes

typical convo between me and a mate about going down the park, being coled, getting my head blagged for weed,

[Caro]

exactly evry cunt will try n spraff off u al cum out like mite aswell but a na it will be dump

That sounds like JusMe's kind of party!

fuk na's a divnt fancy sittin in the park plus av got nee smoke

avn't gott nee smoke either, gov'na


(Y)(Y) This is fun!

[jewstinian]

i cant stop laughing... uk slang cracks me up every time.

[jonny cockeral]

you should hear cockney rhyming slang i dontknow much so im not gonna bother writing any down but somebody else here might, scottish and welsh people have pretty bad accents aswell

[Midnight Toker]

avn't gott nee smoke either, gov'na


(Y)(Y) This is fun!

Doh! Fallen at the first hurdle sweetheart. ''avn't gott nee smoke'' is a geordie thing, guvna is cockney. The two wouldnt be heard together. Keep trying though

[weedguru tom]

ya like this beast of a car ?

yea geez its real safe init

init just, wikkider fer mowin` down bunnies thow.



this is harder when your not answerin` a question

[jonny cockeral]

yeah it was taking me while to think of something so i just copied something off msn

[weedguru tom]

if there were summit to answer it'd be well lush.

[jonny cockeral]

if i find questions on any other threads i could quote them here

[GAZ]

Cockney rhymin slang is so difficult to understand. The only ones i can think of are:

Quarter = farmers daughter

mate = china plate

meeting - ronan keating.

So a typical cockney rhyming slang deal could go.

'You all right me old china plate? You got a farmers daughter? Where are we gunna be ronan keating?' So on and so forth, well done for tryin to understand us though caro.lol.

[djjj128]

safe bruv, 'llow dat shy tens, innit. Ay, you pickin up a draw tomorrow? I got like a fives left bruv i'm billing up a zut now innit.

Believe me, I don't understand one thing they say in that part in Austin powers, and I'm from London.

[cutthecashflow]

I think they are only Mocking the English in Austin Powers