Pissing on seats..

[Weedguru_Fire_Inside]

Haha, i've dropped a bomber down there before, and now i never smoke a joint when pissing. The dirty bastard pissed on himself??

[pirate]

dude this was REALLY disgusting...he'd turned his dick on himself ..was peeing on his own dick!!!!....

cant believe how stupid drunk people can get (no offense BG)

[BUDA]

Haha thats some funny shit.

[Weedguru Cusmar]

a couple of weeks ago i opend up my trousers to take a slash and my belt was hanging in the way. I fucking pissed on my belt and it splattered all over the floor... and yes, i cleaned that shit up.

[Weedguru Higher]

Unless it is a public toilet, yes I clean it up. Mind you I have pretty good aim so it doesn't happen too often

A guy I know got piss drunk one night. He passed out and woke up a few hours later with an awful urge to pee. He walked to what he thought was the bathroom and toilet and did his business. The guy who was laying on the bed he was peeing on up woke up in a hurry and was rather upset with the disgusting late night shower he had just received!!!!

[Shwoot]

Yeah I wipe it up. I put the seat up when I pee so it doesn't get on the seat, but whatever you call that part under where the seat goes, top of the bowl? Yeah I clean that.

I have some weird toilet seat fear, I have to wipe it down with toilet paper every time, even if I know I was the only one who's used it for days. Can't be explained, just grosses me out if I don't.

Yeah, so if you come to my house, don't worry the toilet's clean.

Man it sucks when stuff gets in your way! I'm not into pulling my pants down to my ankles so sometimes I accidentally let go of the side of the zipper bleah this is gross, I'll stop now.

[WidespreadDead]

hah last time i was tripping i started pissing in a sink at boston market cause i thought it was a toilet. someone walked in, saw me pissing in the sink, then just walked right out