Superpowers Forum Game

[pirate]

hey....
thats not fair...

[FIRE!!!]

I give people schizophrenia when they piss me off

[Midnight Toker]

I give people schizophrenia when they piss me off

But you do it to the wrong person and one of his personalities is a psycho who chops off your dick with a blunt hacksaw blade.

I have a magic wand.

[flynn]

umm...i snapped it in half rendering it useless

i see dead people

[FIRE!!!]

But everybody hates that kid.

My shoes are made of internet!

[pirate]

so? how is that a superpower

i can use my snot to repair broken dams (like the little dutch kid)

[WeedGuru_Flow]

only the dams remain broken, snot don't fix nothing!

I can make my watch teleport me anywhere i wanna go

[FIRE!!!]

But you're always getting stoned so you end up getting nowhere.

My pores can expel raw THC smoke at my leisure.

[BUDA]

but your a walking drug so they lock you up an throw away the key!

my cock can change sizes to specifically fit a womens needs perfectlyyy.

[pirate]

but the rest of you shirnks to the size of a pea

any cop trying to arrest me gets a fatal electric shock

[WeedGuru_Flow]

But the all like doing the electrical boogy ^^

I can make earplugs plug every orphace and explode

[herbal stu]

But u accidentally relaised u had them in too!

I can keep coming back to these forums and ruling my own little space of it no matter what anyone says bar the mods of course!!

[tweedle]

but your just annoying

i can pull anything I wish outta my pockets

[Cheeba]

Im cool... As cold as ice in fact, my super natural cool powers make superman quiver in his cape and tight spandex suit!

[nowhere]

so cold in fact your frozen. so frozen you cant move ^_^

i can stop time