Superpowers Forum Game

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 2:22 am

You play this two-line game by ruining the previous stoner's superpowers and then claiming your own superpowers, to which the next person adds a devastating clause.

Example:

I can undress people with my mind.

...But you can only see fat people.
I can teleport anywhere!

...But it causes you to disintegrate.
I can rob any store and not get caught!

...But only for cigarettes and nachos.
I can eat 45 hobos!

Etc....

Ok I'll start....

I Can Smoke 2 Bowls at One Time!

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 2:31 am

... but they burn holes in your lungs.

I have X-ray vision!

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 2:37 am

...but you're visiting an American Buffet!

I can get your clothes off just by looking at you.

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 2:40 am

... but you can't handle the sexiness.

My powers of deduction are exceptional!

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:06 am

But you couldn't figure out who stole your secret stash while I was visiting Belgium!

I can smoke anyone and their accomplices under the table.

on his right · Post by **on his right** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:14 am

but your poor stoner ass can never afford the weed...

i cant turn into a dinosaur

Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:17 am

But you blew up with the big bang.

I can skin up a joint in each hand, simultaneously.

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:24 am

But that's only coz you're deformed

I have a photographic memory.

on his right · Post by **on his right** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:25 am

but your blind

i can yell louder than you

Sun Nov 28, 2004 3:29 am

But then your vocal chords deteriorate.

I can play drums and write a paper at the same time.

4*20 · Post by **4*20** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:09 am

but you have no talent.
i win champagne bottles just by dancing

Shroomie · Post by **Shroomie** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:20 am

But you have no feet to dance with

Im the biggest stoner alive

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:22 am

But we just banned you.

I have a tree that grows money.

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 4:29 am

But it's just Monopoly money.

I can set things on fire from a distance.

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 5:57 am

But cant control it and ignite random items.
I can run around the earth in an hour.

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