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Zen · Post by **Zen** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 7:07 am

But you have gills and liev underwater !

I can astound people with my amazingness!

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 7:21 am

but they are more astounded with your lack of creativity (what the hell is amazingness????)

i can play any musical instrument

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:26 am

unfortunately you can only get your hands on your skin flute

I can phase through solid matter.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 6:34 am

unfortunately thats a permanent state for you..so you're basicaly a ghost and can never get laid or smoke pot or anything at all.....

i can shoot continous free throws non-stop

Weed-iculous · Post by **Weed-iculous** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 7:03 am

I can walk a straight line while drunk...maybe

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:01 pm

Rockin-da-grange wrote:I can walk a straight line while drunk...maybe

but you didn't play the game properly so in the end you fall flat on your face

I AM A ROBOT

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:05 pm

but i just took your batterys out

I am the greatest spliff roller ever

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:07 pm

but you're too poor to buy skins and prove it

i have an unlimited supply of skins

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 12:08 pm

but if you smoke that spliff, you curl up in a ball and 1 million faggots shove their collective dicks up your ass

i can attract anyone i want

Kegan · Post by **Kegan** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:14 am

but instead you just fantasize about a million fags... and your freethrows only go like 3 feet

I'm the communist dictator of 4 third-world contries

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 5:01 am

But once you unite your 4 3rd world countires into a single super power, you lose your iron grip on your people, who eventually revolt and displace you from your throne of power. They then proceed to destroy themselves through their anarchist ways and plummet into 4th world degradation..... Sorry bro...

I can read the thoughts of machines through telemechanics.

Kegan · Post by **Kegan** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 6:39 am

unfortunately you only use your power to get free porn

i'm the #1 rock'em sock'em robots champion of the world

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 12:43 pm

but you absolutely suck at everything else

i can hypnotise a hundred people at a time to do my bidding

...Farlan... · Post by **...Farlan...** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 11:34 pm

but u cant decide what ur bidding shall be

i can do uummm i caan eat lots of food and then smoke weed and then eat more and not puke

(ahah my mind isent runnin smoothly right now aahhaa

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Stan · Post by **Stan** » Sun Dec 26, 2004 2:56 am

but u gain 300 ilbs after everymeal

i have no powers atall

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