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Caro · Post by **Caro** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:21 am

But they promptly arrest you for supernatural mischeif.

I can create the illusion of fire anywhere.

Tlicious · Post by **Tlicious** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 5:54 am

But people soon discover your delusional arsonist powers that have been causing chaos among your community, so they decide to shave your head so that you look like Ripley from the movie "Aliens" just to be mean.

I have the power to turn all birds into live heat seeking missles!

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:02 am

so they all fly up your arse every time you fart...

i can tame the wildest beast with ease

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:05 am

But tame animals hate you...

I'm an android.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 7:12 am

but you get left out in the rain and your tits rust

i am the greatest marksman in the world

Tlicious · Post by **Tlicious** » Wed Dec 22, 2004 4:25 pm

But then rosie o donnell takes away all of your weapons and stores them in her giant asscrack for safekeeping.

I can turn frisbees into pancakes

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 5:42 am

how is that a superpower? all you end up doing is flinging food all over your yard...

i can drink all the alcohol and smoke all the weed i want and not pass out

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:02 am

But that's because you're an insomniac.

I can walk on vertical surfaces.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:21 am

but not on horizontal surfaces..so you have to live under a flag pole

i can pop my eyeballs out and bounce them in my palm and put them back in without feeling any pain

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:35 am

But in that moment you are incredibly vulnerable to attack by hot ninja chicks in vinyl.

I have a magic wand.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:37 am

but you're also a stoner..so you forgot where you kept it

i can communicate with alien beings

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:44 am

But they they only speak in German while you're primarily fluent in Southern Indo-Chinese sign language.

I can pull joints out of my fingertips and light them in one fluent motion with a bic.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:47 am

but youre stoned so you set yourself on fire and burn to death

i never get tired

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:52 am

And because of that your sleep deprived and never reach R.E.M. sleep, which causes you to hallucinate and spiral towards insanity, resulting in your permanent residence in Shady Acres Home for the Mentally Unstable. You have a small window way too far above you head to look out of and don't enjoy your padded walls as much as you thought you would. Plus the food is sub par.

I am the creator of worlds.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Thu Dec 23, 2004 6:57 am

Derekson wrote:And because of that your sleep deprived and never reach R.E.M. sleep, which causes you to hallucinate and spiral towards insanity, resulting in your permanent residence in Shady Acres Home for the Mentally Unstable. You have a small window way too far above you head to look out of and don't enjoy your padded walls as much as you thought you would. Plus the food is sub par.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

yeah you work in factory that makes little round plastic atlases....

i have fire breath

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