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The curious orange · Post by **The curious orange** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:33 pm

but you dig into the earths core and die from the heat

i can wash pots really really fast...

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:48 pm

But you end up as a depressed housewife.

I'm a ninja that totally flips out and kills a bunch of people!

HEAVYhitter · Post by **HEAVYhitter** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:53 pm

But then you have to do everything yourself cause there's no one else to do it for you.

I can lift weights as much as I want and not get tired or hurt my body.

Dr. Greenthumb · Post by **Dr. Greenthumb** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:39 am

but you can only lift 10lbs...

...i shoot electricity out of my toes

HEAVYhitter · Post by **HEAVYhitter** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:12 am

But you ground yourelf and die of electricution.

I can beat anyones ass.

aCid Barrett420 · Post by **aCid Barrett420** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:28 am

But too bad you dont have a penis.

I have the biggest penis in the world(thats not my super power, i just wanted to share that fact with all of you)!

I have everyone's superpowers combined.

on his right · Post by **on his right** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:32 am

but since all the powers have major flaws (as seen) you really dont have anything to brag about at all.

i can end world hunger.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:10 am

aCid Barrett420 wrote:
I have the biggest penis in the world(thats not my super power, i just wanted to share that fact with all of you)!

I have everyone's superpowers combined.

oH-kAy! LMFAO.

mmmsuperbaked.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:36 am

edit: but with so many full stomachs, people have more time to focus on war

i can knock out anyone with one punch

xhightimes420 · Post by **xhightimes420** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:28 pm

but you have no arms
I can take and give life

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 1:52 pm

but you have noone to give or take life to / from

I can predict the future, and the alter it so ppls mind explode

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:24 pm

But your own mind crushes itself from knowledge overload.

I can burrow like a mole underground at the speed of a bullet.

VaNN · Post by **VaNN** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:31 pm

but you turn into a worm

I can make her wet by whispering in her ear

Post by **cutthecashflow** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:39 pm

Unfortuantly for you its your mom.

I never get shit on.

Stan · Post by **Stan** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 7:06 pm

but your always in the shit

i have xray vision

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