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Caro · Post by **Caro** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:54 pm

But no one ever wants to smoke with you.

I can blow pictures and landscapes when I exhale smoke.

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:16 pm

Unfortunately that is not a superpower and therefor irrelevant.

I can breathe underwater

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:19 pm

but thats already been done, so its not a special superpower anymore

I can make shrooms grow bigger by liking them once, they grow so enormous all weedguru members could feast on one for a decade!

on his right · Post by **on his right** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 11:20 pm

but someone would start an argument and all WG members would trip out, start fighting, and dismember each other.

my bones can never break.

MarleyBoi · Post by **MarleyBoi** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:42 am

but when you attempt to jump off a building in a fit of suicidal rage, you just get back up and receieve the waves of pain without the quick, painless death

i can turn anything into reefer

HEAVYhitter · Post by **HEAVYhitter** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 2:23 am

Except that's been used too. So that as well isn't special

I can cure the sick.

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:06 am

But I put a patent on it.

I can turn water in to vodka.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:09 am

but that means you die of thirst as all the water you touch turns to vodka

i have all the answers to all the problems

on his right · Post by **on his right** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:36 am

but you have no means of applying them.

i can win any argument.

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:38 am

No you can't.

I can grow hair - mine or others' - at will.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:39 am

but that makes you lose all your friends, because no one likes a know-it-all

i can talk in any language i want

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:42 am

Utbay Ouya An'tcay Omprehencay Hatway Hetay Ellhay I'may Alkingtay Aboothay Ownay, Ancay Ouyay Itchbay!

I have a remote control maid.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:46 am

Utbay Ouya An'tcay Omprehencay Hatway Hetay Ellhay I'may Alkingtay Aboothay Ownay, Ancay Ouyay Itchbay!

oh yess but i can comprehend what the hell you are talking aboot now..biatch...

who has sex with remote control butler and malfunctions

i can charm animals to do my bidding

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:02 am

Shaddup, robot sex is the best

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Wed Dec 08, 2004 8:09 am

Weedguru Caro wrote:Shaddup, robot sex is the best

aah naughty naughty vaccum cleaner vibrator girl....

www.weedguru.com

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