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MarleyBoi · Post by **MarleyBoi** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:19 am

but you can turn other things inside out too, and ya just happened to do it to ya car while yer speedin down the highway.

i have the answer to every question

on his right · Post by **on his right** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 5:42 am

but dont have the question to every answer

i can turn toy cars into real cars

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:35 am

but you screwed by everyone from the pollution control department to the cops cos they think you have stolen cars..plus you're too young to drive...*inhale*

i can see for miles with my telescopic vision

on his right · Post by **on his right** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:50 am

but the strain on your eyes causes intense, excruciating migraines.

i can give myself head.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:55 am

but you also swallow (gross) so it makes you sick and you die of disgust

i can punch holes through steel walls without hurting myself

herbal stu · Post by **herbal stu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:42 am

but you struggle to hurt a little leprechaun without breaking down in agony!

I can make my balls vibrate with such ferocity they cause earthquakes!

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 8:49 am

[Herbal $tu"]but you struggle to hurt a little leprechaun without breaking down in agony!

ahahahaha

but you also cant take a piss without behaving like a lawn sprinkler

im the best at anything i do

herbal stu · Post by **herbal stu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:11 am

but you cant get it up!

My dick is so big it was overthrown by a military coup its now known as the Democratic Republic of my dick!

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:14 am

when it was overthrown by a military coup..it was also shot full of holes..so much so..its now become a vagina

i can sleep with any woman i want

Weedguru Cusmar · Post by **Weedguru Cusmar** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:19 am

Herbal $tu wrote:My dick is so big it was overthrown by a military coup its now known as the Democratic Republic of my dick!

But now people have decided to immigrate to The Democratic Republic Of Your Dick, and now fat cat gangsters gone politicians have more control over Your Dick than you do.

I can search and search my brains to find a humorous reply to this thread that hasn't been used before.....seriously

herbal stu · Post by **herbal stu** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:28 am

Purple Monkey wrote:i can sleep with any woman i want

But your preferred choice is 90 year old women with bladder problems!

I have been gifted the sacred art of fuzzripple of the 9th order!

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:12 am

I have been gifted the sacred art of fuzzripple of the 9th order!

but you have no idea what it is or how to use it..so what's the point?

I can search and search my brains to find a humorous reply to this thread that hasn't been used before.....seriously

but as everyone can see..you've failed miserably...

i can leap over tall buildings with a single bound

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 2:45 pm

But you tear your hamstrings every time!

I can make annoying children disappear.

moonpuppy · Post by **moonpuppy** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:07 pm

so now they're annoying AND invisible

I can tie my own shoelaces

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Tue Dec 07, 2004 4:39 pm

Fortunately, you wear velcro sneakers

I have a hat for every occassion

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