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Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:10 am

but you can't get back down

I control the minds of every rooster on the planet

Weedguru Sensei · Post by **Weedguru Sensei** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:56 pm

but you have a cock fetish...

I can simultaniously have sex, and skate around the roller disco...

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:59 pm

but your a cross dressing gigolo and cant get laid

i can burn down buildings with my fire breath

Weedguru Sensei · Post by **Weedguru Sensei** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:01 pm

...but you have bad aim and singe your pubic region

I can read peoples minds...

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:04 pm

but you're illiterate

i can hear the smallest sound

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:06 pm

I can read peoples minds...

But it turns out everyone thinks your an asshole.

I can kill a man from 2000kms with a pea shooter.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:08 pm

which means you know i am planning your death for that cock fetish shit....

edit: YOU BASTARDS POST WAY TOO QUICKLY!!! SHITFUCK.

2nd edit:

but it takes effort and let's face it you're too stoned to do it

I can turn anything into ganja, including humans

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:09 pm

but you dont have any peas...

i have huge steel claws like wolverine

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:12 pm

ok stop fucking up the game b4 I turn you into ganja.

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:13 pm

i have huge steel claws like wolverine

But you had a terrible accident while masturbating.

I can cough up money.

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:16 pm

*deep breath*

time out

pipe: but youve stopped smoking anyway

Midnight: but u choke on the coins

i can control ppl with my mind power

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:16 pm

But you accidentally cough your lungs out.

I have X-ray vision.

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:18 pm

But you looked through your mums wall at a REALLY bad time...

I can lift 8 million time my own body weight.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:21 pm

but you are weightless

I can make any man faint with my sexiness (ha!)

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 1:22 pm

But you weigh nothing at all.

I can shoot bullets from my mouth.

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