Superpowers Forum Game

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 10:14 pm

But all of your clones have genetic mutations and everyone hates you because you spawned an evil race of multiligual blunt smoking fiends!

I can hypnotize politicians.

endo_spark · Post by **endo_spark** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 10:24 pm

But the CIA un-hypnotizes them right back

My blunts are so big I use a flamethrower to light them.

on his right · Post by **on his right** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 10:54 pm

but your face has third degree burns.

i have unlimited money in my bank account

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 11:16 pm

But you have a $12 daily limit.

I can breathe underwater...

endo_spark · Post by **endo_spark** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 11:24 pm

But only for 1 minute and then you suffocate

I can melt whatever i want just by looking at it

on his right · Post by **on his right** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 11:31 pm

but if you dont wear aviator sunglasses all the time your eyes melt everything.

i can fly.

Weedguru Sensei · Post by **Weedguru Sensei** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 2:22 am

but you're afraid of heights.

I can turn people into innanimate objects such as bars of soap and shotty old television sets...

VaNN · Post by **VaNN** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 3:46 am

when you do, you yourself lose ALOT of brain cells

I can give a girl an orgasm with my big toe..

on his right · Post by **on his right** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:54 am

but its covered in stinky, slimey fungus so no girls want it near them

i know everything

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 2:37 pm

but you have no brain

i can turn talk to cars

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 4:56 pm

but ur not realy that interesting

I can make chalk kill people

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:54 pm

But only if they're dumb enough to snort it.

I can turn gorgeous sensitive well-dressed gay guys straight just by walking by!

on his right · Post by **on his right** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:43 am

but then their penises shrink to micrscopic sizes for the continuum of their lives.

i can eat whatever i want and not become obese

Kegan · Post by **Kegan** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:10 am

...as long as you never leave the treadmill

i can download any game online for free and my computer can run it

Jarrad · Post by **Jarrad** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:23 am

at 1 kb a second

i cant get sun burn

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