Superpowers Forum Game

[WildJJ]

But your legs break off at the end
I can strike lightening on anyone with the snap of a finger

[flynn]

but you have arthritic hands

i can fly

[Funk Doctor]

But you always get attacked by birds.

I can become invisible.

[Sammy]

But you keep getting hit trying to cross the street.
Im psychic.

[WildJJ]

But every time you use your psychic powers, you get migraines so bad that you pass out.

I can go back in time & change the past

[Funk Doctor]

But somehow you always manage to prevent your own birth.

I have telekinetic abilities.

[Tripped]

but your mind snaps from using it instantly putting you into a coma

I can morph objects into anything I want

[WeedGuru_Flow]

but they blow up after a few seconds

I can walk thru anything

[Funk Doctor]

But since you're ethereal you can't hold things, so you die of famine and dehydration.

I have superhuman strength and agility.

[Mind Terrorist]

but unfortunately not the intelligence to use it.

i can skin up under water.

[Funk Doctor]

Unfortunately your joints go to waste because they're too damn wet.

I can dissipate into a cloud of fog whenever I want.

[Mind Terrorist]

yeah, sadly the particles which make the fog all seperate when the sun comes out, leaving you to evaporate..

i can do handstands, then walk on my hands up and downstairs, followed by some hand-jumps over small craters of 1 metre in diameter.

[Funk Doctor]

But it makes you look like an ass so you never get laid.

I can shoot laserbeams from my eyes.

[WeedGuru_Flow]

unfortunatly you can only do it when ur crossing 'em , so u always burn your nose

I can manipulate your keyboards so you're all typing typo's

[Weedguru Cusmar]

but i have spell check

animals do as i say and worship me as though I was some kind of god.