Oh the joy of free alcohol....

[meatflower]

So last saturday I'm chillin with my friend, we had just hooked up a quad of some dank shit the weekend before so we were smoking way too much. Anyways, we had to go over to the school for senior reflections (this shit assembly that none of us seniors care about, where some of the seniors say poems and shit about how they're gonna miss it and all of that crap) anyways, we show up about an hour early and are smoking cigs in the parking lot. We started exploring the back area of the school and up behind the softball field we came across this silver bag with a black spigot. First we just walked past it but then a little later we found this cardboard box for some kinda shitty wine that comes in a giant box. Well, we put 2 and 2 together and went back to the bag. The box said it was 5 litres and that bag was at least half full, if not 3/4. I had heard about this kid gettin in trouble for drinking on campus the day before and we figured it was his so we went and washed it off and then I started downing it. Went into that assembly about 5 minutes after finishing it off. About half way through that assembly it hit me, fuckin couldn't even get up to leave for intermission barely. My friend helped me outta there, thank god it was dark, had the dean behind us, I must've smelled like wine bad but whatever. Anyways we gotta outta there and I got in his car and we went back to his house and smoked a few bowls outta his 4 footer, double chambered bong (all glass, that thing kicks ass). After that it goes kinda hazy....Saw some video though, for some reason we were in the parking lot of a KFC and I was kinda stumblin around singing Jungle by Guns n Roses, timestamp said it was 2am. Then later he got me to go into a 7-11 and buy some more cigs, hardly remember it though. Guess thats what I get for having a semi-sober friend with me, took me to all these crazy places...and I got it all for free!

So next time you stumble upon a silver bag...well, you know what to do!

[Weedguru_Fire_Inside]

quad?

[flynn]

you drank alcohol you found? thats like eating a cheeseburger you find on the side of the road....gross

but if it got you messed up and you weren't violently ill then good show

[jonny cockeral]

lol, yeah i was thinking the same thing although ive done it myself except it was cans so its kinda different.

[ThX85]

haha, same shit happened to me once, I work for a grocery store, and i was taking somone's grocieries out to their car, when i discovered a cart sitting there in the back of the lot and under the cart was a 24 pack Bud light bottle box, so i took that shit and threw it in my trunk, free shit haha, drank it all that night, well shared with some friends, but i love getting free shit. ;-p