Homer Simpson vs Bart Simpson

[riff]

a bit random i know but........well?

[Owen]

this needs a both option

[riff]

that's taking the easy way out punk! ya gotta make choices in life, i'm just preparing you

[Weedguru Cusmar]

that's taking the easy way out punk! ya gotta make choices in life, i'm just preparing you

haaahahahahahaah
blatantly homer

[riff]

my favourite was bart up to secondary school but you really get to understand homer as you get older y'know?

[GodHand Kronix]

Homer

[riff]

ooh i forgot to mention earlier, some explainations would be good!

[Owen]

Homer coz he's so stupid and slow and does the strangest things.....and his sarcastic voice and quotes are amazing

[Funk Doctor]

Homer, and for these, and other, reasons.

"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"The sun? But that's the hottest place on Earth!"

"It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!"

"Oh Lisa, you and your stories. "Bart's a vampire!", "Beer kills brain cells!". Now let's go back to that... building... thingie, where our beds and tv... is."

"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."

"Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip."

"My baloney has a first name, its h-o-m-e-r. My baloney has a second name, its h-o-m-e-r..."

"Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them."

"Oh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man, from Happy Land, living in a gumdrop house in Lollipop Lane! ... By the way, I was being sarcastic."

"Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

"Hey, Apu, got any of those Kettle chips that give you diarrhoea? I need to do a little spring cleaning."

"Homer no function beer well without."

[Guest]

Homer cus we all know he rocks the ganga

oh and not Bart cus he's a bit of a pussy

[Shin]

Homer, and for these, and other, reasons.

"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

"The sun? But that's the hottest place on Earth!"

"It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!"

"Oh Lisa, you and your stories. "Bart's a vampire!", "Beer kills brain cells!". Now let's go back to that... building... thingie, where our beds and tv... is."

"Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead."

"Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip."

"My baloney has a first name, its h-o-m-e-r. My baloney has a second name, its h-o-m-e-r..."

"Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them."

"Oh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man, from Happy Land, living in a gumdrop house in Lollipop Lane! ... By the way, I was being sarcastic."

"Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!"

"Hey, Apu, got any of those Kettle chips that give you diarrhoea? I need to do a little spring cleaning."

"Homer no function beer well without."

dont forget the all important one where he smokes weed

"WE HAVE A KITCHEN"

The one where marge dates that rich guy for a million Dollars

Homer:"Zzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Marge:"Homer are you snoring when your awake"
Homer:"Zzzzz Huh huh"

[flynn]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Midnight Toker]

Homer. ''I owe it all to Yes-I-Cannabis''