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a lil stoned freestyle typing (time limit 2 mins)

Post by El_Bristow »

well here goes...
*cracks fingers*

and ive gone done it im stoned again
breaing in the smoke like its oxygen
breaing it out with a cheezy grin
in this state of mind i could get through anything
mind primed to the state of zen master
of all the alcoholics, no one recovers fatster
and what we smoke, is much more than clever
cannibis resin and skunk are all that holds this joint together
You ask me when i dont smoke? il say never
Who else do you know who can do this much and not be completly leathered

when you got no where to go
(no where within a stones throw)
and you havnt a single friend
with an ear to lend,
what got you through this shit?
light it up and take a hit
you know now what bout
this is something i dont need to shout
WEED!
and you have no place callin me a leighweight
ive been toking on this bong for ten years straight!
pretty soon all yo stoners gonna know
why they call me El_Bristow...

ahhh that feels much better
fucked im stoned lol, tell me whatcha think later
il probably look back on this and laugh :lol:
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Post by zonked. »

haha i love it! :)
is it 4:20 yet?
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its tight

Post by nullztradamus »

its tight man, you got some nice lines

and at at over 170 words, and a time limit of two minutes, your a speed typer too.
:) 85 wpd
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Post by greenleafe »

thats phat
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Post by shiryu »

while the smoke FILLS~UP~OUR~LUNGS
the weed gives me the SKILLS~TO~PERFORM~MAGIC~WITH~OUR~TONGUES
every hit it take, I'm slippin AWAY
my eyes get HEAVY, I start to see everything in tones of GREY
now they're wide SHUT and i start to PHILOSOPHISE
too K-eyed up to smoke another BUTT so let's roll the DICE
see that's the problem, this is where normal people LEARN~STUFF
and without putting effort in life, life RETURNs~ROUGH
you don't get HAND~OUTS just PLANNED~DOUBTS
you're better off saving CIGAR~BANDS or join the BOY~SCOUTS
but still it makes me feel GOOD, smoking the GREEN
if you would live in my HOOD, you n'either would stay CLEAN
it just takes away some WEIGHT off off my SHOULDERS
that's the present FAITH today for too much of our SOLDIERS
and we thank it all to the motha****** STATE
who prefers 2/5 unemployeds and a GOLDEN~GATE
if you want to check out my music :
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