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Post by Wake-n-Baker »

Everyone tell your favorite stories about when your fucked up as hell and you think your something else or whatever, cause I was just thinking about how my friend always thinks we're in a truth commercial (which is a anti-drug thing) but it was funny as fuck cause I imagined watching us from a camera saying stupid shit. it was fucked up as hell, and my other friend thought he was a prophet and that my other friend looked like a grandma. awesome as hell dude, I wanna hear some way fucked up shit though.
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Post by Weedguru Sensei »

Lol, what a stupid topic. Anyways, me and this girl were smoking hash in her garage, and all of a sudden she bends down and picks up what looks to be a ball of hash, evidently, it was squirrel shit :lol:
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:o SICK lol
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nasty hehe
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LOL! Wait a minute, why would she have squirrel shit in her garage? :?
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I bet it was actually a ball of hash and they were so high that they thought it was shit.
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ewwww, now that's nasty
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Post by Funk Doctor »

One of my mates was so stoned once we sold him a baggie filled with rabbit shit for 15 euros. The fucked up part was he smoked the whole bag. :shock:
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Weedguru Specta wrote:One of my mates was so stoned once we sold him a baggie filled with rabbit shit for 15 euros. The fucked up part was he smoked the whole bag. :shock:
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Post by Weedguru Sensei »

Trance wrote:LOL! Wait a minute, why would she have squirrel shit in her garage? :?
My instincts tell me that a squirrel, or squirrels went into her garage - and took a shit on the floor... :wink:
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Post by weedguru tom »

i would have to agree and how you know they was squirell shit? not somthin` else
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Hah me and a mate got chased by the cops in a gold course once. I nearly ran into the lake, collapsed when we got home from all the jogging. Damn fun though :lol:
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Post by Dj Rar »

Im suprised you noticed her picking sumat up if she was bending over....
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Post by herbal stu »

hell yeah man you werent finkin of tappin that ass?
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Post by clashcityrocker »

Yeah, thats what I thought you were gonna tell us as soon as you said she bent over :b
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