Michael Jackson Jokes.

dunno · Post by **dunno** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 6:17 pm

What do Michael Jackson and Kmart have in common?
They both have little boys pants half off.

What do Michael Jackson and Burger King have in common?
They both put their meat between 5 year old buns.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Clause have in common?
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

How do you know its bed time at Neverland?
When the big hand touches the little hand.

GodHand Kronix · Post by **GodHand Kronix** » Sat Dec 06, 2003 6:28 pm

Nice shit. I've already heard the last one but the other ones were funny as hell.

Weedguru Sensei · Post by **Weedguru Sensei** » Sun Dec 07, 2003 3:47 pm

ROFL, nice ones.

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:34 pm

I saw this hilarious cartoon with MJ saying "I just tripped over a teddybear, and fell in a kid with my penis."

toke · Post by **toke** » Mon Dec 08, 2003 11:24 pm

micheal jackson and the vicar are avin dinner........ afta dinner they bring on the under 8's (instead of after 8's)

Tlicious · Post by **Tlicious** » Mon Jan 05, 2004 9:58 pm

Whats the difference beetween a plastic grocery bag and Michale Jackson?

One is white, plastic and harmful to children, and the other holds your groceries

kxbabe · Post by **kxbabe** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 1:56 am

Whats micheal Jackson an a play statiom got in common hehe
They both get turned on by kids

4*20 · Post by **4*20** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:08 am

Trance wrote:Whats the difference beetween a plastic grocery bag and Michale Jackson?

One is white, plastic and harmful to children, and the other holds your groceries

THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS LMFAOOOOO

Grand Black Evolution · Sun Feb 15, 2004 4:00 pm

hilarious

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 12:59 pm

kxbabe wrote:Whats micheal Jackson an a play statiom got in common hehe
They both get turned on by kids

rofl......classy

dunno · Post by **dunno** » Sun May 02, 2004 3:47 am

Has anyone seen the episode of South Park with Michael Jackson? I have to say that was the funny goddamn thing i have ever seen. I laughed the entire 30 min, i mean even through the commercials. of course i guess some bud and a funny friend didnt help either.

tweedle · Post by **tweedle** » Sun May 02, 2004 10:36 am

have u heard about the posh beckham and michael jackson affair? michael denies it and says he was in brooklyn the whole time

GodHand Kronix · Post by **GodHand Kronix** » Sun May 02, 2004 3:49 pm

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and acne?

Acne usually doesn't come on little boys' faces until they're at least 13.

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Michael Jackson Jokes.

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