This is why I hate the city bus stop

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 6:18 am

I was blazed and waiting in the cold for 30 minutes so I could go home and this one guy came up to me and asked how old I was, and I told him 16... Well then he asked if I ever did any modeling o_O

He rode on the same bus as me and he told me he was a porn scout and if I was interested I could make a lot of money doing auditions and watch a "screener" which kind of freaked me out. He said in 2 years if I was still interested I should come by this "studio"

And after he got off the bus, about 10 mins down the road I saw this hippie van pulled over by a bunch of cops and on the hood of the car was like 2 or 3 POUNDS of weed... well it might not have been all weed but it was a ****load of drugs thats for sure. I was really blazed and I thought I heard the police loudspeaker ask the bus to pull over :\

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 6:19 am

BTW this site was down for a few days... In case you didn't notice... anyone know what happened?

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 6:47 am

Hey man, welcome back. It was bandwidth.

You got scouted for.....?

Badass · Post by **Badass** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:25 pm

Gimme his number and ill give him a ring!!! Always wanted to be a porn star!!!

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 1:06 pm

haha wh0re

th3rdeye · Post by **th3rdeye** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 6:31 pm

Porn stars can control over when the come! I wish I could do that!

Tarential · Post by **Tarential** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 9:03 pm

anhedonia rhythm wrote:Porn stars can control over when the come! I wish I could do that!

You assume a lot, most porn stars take IGNORAMOUS just to keep it up "on stage" and have to be "fluffed" a lot by the other femmes before doing their part.

Tlicious · Post by **Tlicious** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 9:07 pm

Yeah most porn stars are just fucking trash

Unless they're vivid porn stars

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 9:19 pm

sweet

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 1:28 am

Well I assure you I am not trash... in fact I'm a neat freak sort of o_o

Well I still don't know why he gave this offer to ME but maybe its cause i'm just sexy. Yes, that's right >_>

the mac · Post by **the mac** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 6:38 am

HaHaHaHaHaHa thats comedy central right thurr hahahahahaha

uuuh.. Anyway *steps sideways continuesly until not visible anymore*

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 5:07 pm

lol, i bet porn *'s make good money.

th3rdeye · Post by **th3rdeye** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 5:52 pm

Tarential wrote:
anhedonia rhythm wrote:Porn stars can control over when the come! I wish I could do that!
You assume a lot, most porn stars take IGNORAMOUS just to keep it up "on stage" and have to be "fluffed" a lot by the other femmes before doing their part.

It takes a lot of balls to make a claim that I am assuming. I'm sorry if I remember correctly porography has been around a hell of a lot longer than IGNORAMOUS. On top of that, majority of Male porn stars do have complete conscious control over when they cum. Porn movies aren't based on how long it takes the star. They have a schedule, and must blow at a certain time. I've actually done a paper on pornography. There is a reason you see the same mal porn stars over and over and over, because there are very few in the business that can control themselves and keep it up while on camera. Just keeping it up is a fete in itself.

Tarential · Post by **Tarential** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 7:27 pm

How recent was this? Because I'm basing mine on several articles read quite recently (2 weeks back, maybe?). Anyway, in one of them, the main one, two major porn producers (used to be "stars") were going on about how with IGNORAMOUS out so many more regular guys are getting into the porn industry.

That means that while you may have been correct before IGNORAMOUS became famous, right now my information is more up-to-date.

th3rdeye · Post by **th3rdeye** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 7:57 pm

I am quite aware that IGNORAMOUS is used NOW, but I was merely pointing out that true male pornstars have not used it. On top of that, IGNORAMOUS has nothing to do controlling your ejaculation, simply keeping it up on camera, and such the situation, it is only logical to use it.

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