The Shotty

[Punky_Horse]

When I smoke weed I use a kind of bong called a shotty. To make one you need like a fanta bottle 750ml a lighter some water some roling baccy and a car ariel. Pull the ariel apart so that its just a thin pipe about a centimetre or less wide. Its should be a tube shape that you can see straight through. Heat up one end of the ariel with a lighter then push this end through the bottle about 1 third of the way up , make sure its air tight around the pipe (if it helps use blue tak). Roll a small ball of the baccy and put it in the top of the pipe. At first dont make it too tight make it so that it doesnt fall down the pipe but it rests at the top. Prodge it down with a matchstick or something push it about half a centimetre down the pipe. Crumble your rockie into it or simply put your skunk in the top. Fill the bottle up with water so that its above the pipe but not above the hole in the bottle. Put your lips to the top of the bottle and burn the weed with the lighter, start sucking slowly to get the smoke into the chamber then when most of the weed is burnt and the chamber is pretty full, start to suck as hard as you can. This should bring the baccy and burnt weed down the pipe into the water at the bottom. Youll get a massive rush and once you try them quite a lot you can begin to make the amount of baccy tighter. The pipe will eventually get resinated just clean it out with a tent peg or an inside of a pen or something, change the water regularly as it gets pretty disgusting. Like a bong but without a gauze. Try it i think its the best way to smoke weed. Contact me at Punky_Horse@Hotmail.com make the subject the shotty

[Stoner]

1st of all its better 2 buy a proper shotty pipe,theyre not too thin n are made 4 it.also dont botha tryin 2 sprinkle the dope on the pipe,its much better to burn down a mix (just a pile of weed very finely burned) then flatten it so its even all over,use ur rizla pack or somethin then put a tiny bit of fag,a weak one is best (rollin bacci makes it taste like shit) n then put as many dabs in as u want.to do this u just push the end of ur pipe(with the fag in) into the mix(each time u push it in, it is one dab).it is betta doin it this way coz u can count the numba of dabs u hav (5 is about average,but too strong 4 sum people) sum1 i knew had a 17 dab!!!!!!! u also dont lose ur weed whilst ur tryin to sprinkle it in the pipe.

[Stoner]

does any1 else find it easier that way?

[1 stoned punk]

firstly shottys are great - they look good, sound good and get you very very stoned. i think that instead of using a car arieal you blatantly should go out and buy a downpipe as car arieals are far to thin. also dabs are better coz sprinklin your mix usually means quite alot is lost which is not good if your poor one night and can only afford a .t.
But shottys are clearly the way to get stoned, and i love them so
KAINE ON :::::::::

[Stoned as fuck!]

Fisrt. Shotties are clearly the way.
second. Grate your mix, dont burn it up use a cheese grater or anything.
third. 17 dabs i know people (including myself & one stoned punk) that have had lots of 20 + dabs per shottie, not using a car aerial but a proper fat downpipe. I agree with 1 stoned punk. Buy a downpipe!!
Me and one stoned punk have been pulling shotties every day for months
and we've invented hundreds.

top 10 shottie tips.
1. Make sure you use a strong plastic bottle or else you'll crush it and the sucktion will be minimalised.
2. Dont push the down pipe right down the the bottom of the bottle or when you pull through the burning bacci will melt the plasic and your bottle will be fucked.
3.a pad is another form of bacci layer, roll up you r ball flatten it with a finger on a hard surface, and just place it on top of the downpipe and push down a little.
4. Go out and buy your solid and grate up a huge mix usa a card to clumb it together and take the deepest dabs you can.
5.clean water regularly.
6.Make sure the shottie is air tight before you start loading if the hole has been made to big wrap some waterproof tape around the downpipe where it makes contact with the hole.
7.dont make shotties out of 3 litre bottles.(from personal experience) Just dont!
8.If at first you fail. try try and try again practice really does make perfect after a while your body says fuck it and you just kinda find a new set of lungs to kane on with.
9.use lighters. not mathces, unless you are in a completely convectionless room.
10.dont you dare try and pull less than a 3 dab. pussies.