I need everyones help!!!!

[Bitterman]

Me and some of my freinds get cooked every single day and make up games, i wanna try to make some of them world known, so here i'm gonna explain the games, the rules, and different variations u can play, all i need from you people is for u to play these, teach freinds how to play, have fun with them, there all good games. These games should only be played when your stoned, there fun, but better stoned lol.

1. Ode To Stick

This games fun, sober or cooked, Take a 1 meter stick, hold it above your head with both arms fully extended, spin around as fast as you can 50 times, drop the stick in front of you, and try to jump over it, everytime someone is successful in jumping the stick, they get 1 point, if they fall they lose a point. Its fun, you don't even have to keep score its fun just to watch people fall lo.

2. Motherfucker

For this game you need a balloon, and optionally you need sticks of some sort. you and all your freind sit around a room (for best results play with 4 or 5 people) and hit the balloon back and forth with the sticks between you and your freinds, you can play with points (2 points for htting someone in the face, 3 points for hitting them in the face when there not paying attention) or play without points and just try to keep the balloon up, something like hack.

3. Tennis Ball

This is a game we invented before we made motherfucker, its sorta the same but its funner i find, take a tennis ball, and hit it back and forth around a room, and try to hit your freinds, this is a fast paced game, i reccomend playing it with like 10-12 people all in one room, its fun cause u never know where its going or when its coming at you. You can set up some kind of trick systrem i dunno, one kool trick my freind did was he got the ball out a window that was only open 3 inches after bouncing it off of my head.

Note : for games 2 and 3 i reccomend playing in a room with a fan on, for tennis ball i reccomend a fast spinning ceiling fan, and for motherfucker i reccomend a slower ceiling fan.

4. Reggin

This is a card game we made up, its pretty fun and simple. Someone lays a card, say i layed a red 3, the next person would have to play a black 4, then a red 5, then a black 6 and so on and so forth. just go in rotation around the table, when it reaches someone who cannot play on it, they pick the cards up, and pile them in front of them, then they play a card, if it makes it all the way around the table its called a reggin, everyone gets to throw away 1 card, those ones get swept into the house pile, those ones don't affect anyones points, after everyones cards are gone, count how many cards you have in the pile in front of you, whoever has the least wins. This game is only for 4 players, it won't work right with anymore or less.




If you have any variations you'd like to add to these games post here, i'd love to hear any of them, also play these with freinds, there all fun games.

[weedguru_badass]

me n friends wer playin 3 at college the other day and we always play 2 if at party with balloons but the others sound good!!

[clashcityrocker]

Uhh, what exactly did you need help with.

[Bitterman(lazylogin)]

experimenting, i wanna see how long it takes me to get these games known around the world =) everytime i get a chance to tell people about them i tell them, i know it'll never be known world round but at least i'm helpin a few people have fun when there cooked.

[Big Paz]

These are awsome THNXS M8

[mockingbird]

I luv all of those games but the card game we get confused on because were too stoned not 'cause of your intructions or anything

[c4rdsh4rk_88]

theres a card game my friends love playin when theyre cooked. i havent tried it stoned yet but it uses poker hands and i love poker when im stoned or sober so this game is probably cool if you like poker or just regular card games. we call it Tony's game cuz my friends basketball coach in highschool made this up but i dunno where he got it from or if he actually thought of it himself. anyways the rules are the dealer deals everyone five cards starting from the person to theyre left and then the rest of the cards go in the middle of the table. then the first person to the left of the dealer gets to go first and they can either pick up a card from the stack in the middle and then put down whichever card to throw away (including the card they picked up) and they put that card face up in a new stack beside the face down stack, or they instead of picking up a card they can knock (if a person knocks that takes their turn away and everyones gets one more turn not including the person who knocked. people should knock when they think they have a poker hand that they think would beat everyone elses cards). the next person takes their turn and can pick up either the face up card or the face down card and throw away whichever card. you jsut keep going around the table like that and if no one knocks by the time the cards have all been used then the game stops there. the dealer changes after each game making the person to the left of the dealer the new dealer. the dealer can chose if they want to play straight up poker hands or they can throw in the jokers in the deck and use those as wild card or they can make any certain cards wild, for example they can make 5's wild. my friends usually throw in some money at the beginning, like everyone puts in 2 dollars and the winner takes all the money for that game. damn those were some long instructions. sorry if it makes no sense. hope eeveryone likes it