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GirlSetsFire
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running errands

Post by GirlSetsFire »

i have a bunch of boring stuff i need to do today and i thought a little weed might liven things up a bit.

now i feel way too silly to go deal with people. i look blazed out of mind and i'm supposed to go talk to the financial aid people at school? i don't think so. i also have to go to my car insurance place. that probably wouldn't go over well.

i think i'm going to have to suck it up and go to school first.

or wal-mart.
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Post by Caro »

"Hmmm, I have a bunch of important social interactions to do today, I should get really high".

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Post by GirlSetsFire »

i know. sometimes i worry myself.

20 minutes after i posted that i was like, "ok, feelin' good. let's get this shit done." then what do i do? reach over and hit the bong! what is wrong with me?

i dragged my lazy ass out the door and decided to stop at wal-mart before going to school. i wanted to see if i could find a cheap discman for the plane ride on thursday. so i'm walking through wal-mart, clutching my dramamine, eyes on the floor because i was in one of those weird "everyone will know i'm high" moods, and $20 is just sitting there on the floor and while there are at least 10 people around no seemed to notice it.

all of the sudden, i was blessed with ninja stealth and in one swift motion the money was in my hand.

so i grabbed the cheapest discman i could find and got in line. my total came to $20 exactly. i thought, "surely, this must be a sign."

and then, i think "what if this is one of those hidden camera shows where they drop money to see how ethical someone is and here i am doing exactly what they want me to?"

then i thought, "fuck it". and now i have a POS discman that i didn't have to pay for.

and now some of you (ie caro) might be thinking, "shouldn't you settle your debts before you buy yourself things?" surely you understand that i needed it for the plane!

yeah, so then i went and did the other stuff and now i'm all set.
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Post by C Feazy »

u rule!
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