another piss test thread.....

[jcube69]

so not even the third week of school and ive had 2 blackout broke my hand etc.....but on a good note this time around dealers seem to be sprouting left and right..have like 4 now...2 of em i already knew -.-.....

anyways last saturday and sunday me and 3 other friends smoked...not sure how much really like 6-7 "bigger" chillums full.......

anyways monday morning i got a call for a job interview totally didnt expect it (applied like over a month ago and this was the first call) had 2 interviews yesterday and have a job offer and piss test tommorow.....

i am worried about the piss test like not life or death worried or anything but just really need/want this job. ive been trying to drink ~1-2 gallons of water a day since yesterday morning....and while i've heard mixed results was planing on trying the whole drink a packet of jello/suregell thing like 1-2 hours before (job offers at 3 so im assuming tested around 4)

so what do you all think?

[cutthecashflow]

^Good to here from you jcube, thought you had gone away. Anyway, here is some research material for you to go over.

http://www.weedguru.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=15728

[Weedguru Higher]

I think I'm so glad to be Canadian....

[jcube69]

^Good to here from you jcube, thought you had gone away. Anyway, here is some research material for you to go over.

http://www.weedguru.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=15728

no not away just on hi aides from school and ppl giving me shit about my post count (averages to like 10ish a day -.-)

[Weedguru Higher]

Dude...a high post count is a good thing so long as it's not stupid spam nonsense...which your posts aren't

[SpRi7e]

We had someone here before have 500 posts in 2 weeks and wasn't technically spamming

he sure did love replying to every thread known to man though

I think his name was bear or something?

[jcube69]

Dude...a high post count is a good thing so long as it's not stupid spam nonsense...which your posts aren't

well mosr of em you got those story threads and things too.....either way didnt care just having fun but i have alot of classes and homework now too...and hopefully a job god be willing i pass this test in 2 hoursish..just slamed half gallon piss is clear and gona overload on sugar in like 30 minutes

[Bubbles]

We had someone here before have 500 posts in 2 weeks and wasn't technically spamming

he sure did love replying to every thread known to man though

I think his name was bear or something?

Flyinhigh? lol


when i first got here after the big crash i averaged 30 posts per day for over a month.

[jcube69]

anyways i took my piss test....was almost pefectly clear tiny tiny tiny tiny lime green tint to it........first thing she s aid damn you must of drank alot of water...

it was terible i had to piss soooo bad the cup wasnt enough and i wasnt allowed to piss in the toilet...had to take the bigest piss of my life and drive back to the dorms to do it thought my blader was going to explode when i got out of the car it hurt to friggin walk...

so that was my adventure today as well as learning i have to take my eyebrow peircing out while i work and i am not allowed to even put a retainer in? kinda bs...like their common now wtf....gona end up closing or getting infected if i take it out so much -.-

[Bubbles]

whats the job?

[jcube69]

whats the job?

wall-mart electronic section for like 9 an hour XD

[Weedguru Higher]

anyways i took my piss test....was almost pefectly clear tiny tiny tiny tiny lime green tint to it........first thing she s aid damn you must of drank alot of water...

it was terible i had to piss soooo bad the cup wasnt enough and i wasnt allowed to piss in the toilet...had to take the bigest piss of my life and drive back to the dorms to do it thought my blader was going to explode when i got out of the car it hurt to friggin walk...

so that was my adventure today as well as learning i have to take my eyebrow peircing out while i work and i am not allowed to even put a retainer in? kinda bs...like their common now wtf....gona end up closing or getting infected if i take it out so much -.-

I think they can request another test if the sample is too watered down if they want...

And not being able to pee more in the toilet is freaking absurd...I wouldn't even have been able to stop..

And no retainer? You mean a thing in your mouth for your teeth? Wtf....are you allowed braces??

[jcube69]

anyways i took my piss test....was almost pefectly clear tiny tiny tiny tiny lime green tint to it........first thing she s aid damn you must of drank alot of water...

it was terible i had to piss soooo bad the cup wasnt enough and i wasnt allowed to piss in the toilet...had to take the bigest piss of my life and drive back to the dorms to do it thought my blader was going to explode when i got out of the car it hurt to friggin walk...

so that was my adventure today as well as learning i have to take my eyebrow peircing out while i work and i am not allowed to even put a retainer in? kinda bs...like their common now wtf....gona end up closing or getting infected if i take it out so much -.-

I think they can request another test if the sample is too watered down if they want...

And not being able to pee more in the toilet is freaking absurd...I wouldn't even have been able to stop..

And no retainer? You mean a thing in your mouth for your teeth? Wtf....are you allowed braces??

no no retainer for my eyebrow piercing...to prevent it from closing...i didnt pay 40 bucks to take it out a month later -.- was hard to stop in fact i had to piss so bad like i almost knocked the cup from my hand i had to pinch to slow and stop the stream till i could contain myself...extremely akward and hard to do....

and there is your tmi for today XD

[Gorecore]

You shoulda yelled, "STORE STANDARDS TO THE BACKROOM WITH A MOP! STORE STANDARDS...TO THE BACKROOM...WITH A MOP!" and pissed all over the floor.

[jcube69]

i already ahve a 300dollar emergency room bill there when i broke my hand dont wanna piss em off and make me pay it all at once XD