Machete

[andriaSRH]

This is the first movie I've never seen not high, which is probably why I didn't completely love it. I'm also not quite sure if it was suppose to be serious or a comedy.

Danny Trejo plays Machete. A ex Mexican Federale who just straight up slaughters people in the most hilarous of ways. He happens to get with almost every hot chick in the movie..which was pretty awesome. Jessica Alba has an almost completely nude scene

My friend explained to me later that it was suppose to be a spoof of really bad action movies. Which I can see..the movie was completely off the wall.

Boobs, gore, comedy, mega violence, cheesy one liners.

8/10

[Bubbles]

I will never understand why you think some movies are comedies...

[andriaSRH]

Maybe because I find violence and gore funny?

No dude seriously, watch it, it's a spoof, it has to be. It is just too outrageous to be taken seriously.

[Bubbles]

Maybe because I find violence and gore funny?

No dude seriously, watch it, it's a spoof, it has to be. It is just too outrageous to be taken seriously.

no its just an action, i had a few paragraphs i was going to post but i thought it was much for something so insignificant.
to sum up the old post:
this movie is a 100% bad action movie

[Gorecore]

Did you say "boobs" and "gore"? I think I'll have to watch this one!

[andriaSRH]

^ Haha right? Within the first 5 minutes there is a completely naked chick.

And Flyin, sometimes a movie can be so bad that it's good.

[Bubbles]

^ Haha right? Within the first 5 minutes there is a completely naked chick.

And Flyin, sometimes a movie can be so bad that it's good.

haha i definately agree with you on that one. ever seen Sly Stallones Over the Top? its a great movie yet its such a stupid plot.

[andriaSRH]

Nope. I'll definately check that one out.

Remember Batman and Robin? With George Clooney and that other guy? It was an okay movie back in the day. I watched it for the first time in a couple years , stoned as hell, at like 3 in the morning..it is fucking hilarous. The special effects are so bad as well as the acting. The plot is good, it's just a goofy as hell movie.

Arnold cracks me up.

[cutthecashflow]

You had me at boobs and naked chick

[AbbyRoad]

I WILL MACHETE OFF SO MANY ZOMBIE HEADS

[andriaSRH]

Dey call hym...MACHETEEE

[Gorecore]

Remember Batman and Robin? With George Clooney and that other guy? It was an okay movie back in the day. I watched it for the first time in a couple years , stoned as hell, at like 3 in the morning..it is fucking hilarous. The special effects are so bad as well as the acting. The plot is good, it's just a goofy as hell movie.

Arnold cracks me up.

NOOOOOO!! Not that movie again! In all fairness, I should re-watch that movie someday to see if my mind changes regarding my loathesome feelings toward Batman and Robin. I've enjoyed most of the other Batman movies.

[AbbyRoad]

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[weedguru_animal]

brilliant...brutal, snappy intelligent dialogue, superb casting. seagul is amazing as an evil fuck...he should do this more often.

animal rating 9/10.

[andriaSRH]

Finally someone with good taste ^.^

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