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Drug Test advice sought...

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A friend from another forum, asked me today:>
'Dearest weedguru, I's got a question. I have a drug test to take in about a month. For the past 4 weeks i've been smoking weed daily. Would you know how long would it take marijuana to clear off my system.

Thanks.'


I said I would try to answer his question. But know far less about this than many of you. So any advice, please share...And I will make him become a weedguru member if he wants to share in the wisdom pool :stoned2:

He added that...
'It is a urine (or maybe blood test), no hair.'.
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When you ask “How long does marijuana stay in your system?” you have to realize that it’s very unlikely that you’ll be able to get a usable answer. The most common period of time is anywhere from 3-30 days, depending on your metabolism and the amount of marijuana that you’ve smoked. This is unfortunate, since it means that while most drug tests can only turn up evidence of other drugs if you’ve been taking the drug within a few days of the drug test, marijuana could still be detected in a urine test up to a month after the last time it is used. If you smoke it occasionally it will remain in your system for up to 10 days. If you smoke marijuana on a regular basis it will stay in your system for as long as 45 days, and if you smoke marijuana at a constant pace, it can stay in the body for 90 days, Marijuana is fat soluble. It stores in the fat cells of the body, the brain, the liver, the kidneys, in other words the major organs.

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a month is usually a safe bet. i usually give myself 2 weeks to clean up and its always worked but im small and get exercize and what not
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Oh wow we don't have The Drug Test Guide anymore ,do we we? Someone needs to create it again. It helped me out a couple times....
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Get detox drink from your local shop
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the best idea is to quit using it as soon as you find out you have a drugs test
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^There we go. Exercise and drink water too. I've only ever had to take a mouth swab so I can't help with the whole piss/blood thing...
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Can anyone verify the usefulness of the market efforts at DETOX??? my mate is in europe...if that helps. And I am still unsure as to what tests he is going to be subjected to///
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Post by Weedguru_Fire_Inside »

the best detox you can do man, is excercise, drink water and don't use drugs. i know not the integrity of the specially marketed "detox" drinks or mixes or whatever they are, but i have only ever used my methodolgy because i do not want to put other chemicals into my body and it actually promotes the general feeling of well being.

Just drink 4-5 litres of water a day and go for a jog/skate/football match or whatever.
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Drug tests in Europe? Holy shit, what country?


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He must cease immediately, then he will be fine and will have nothing to worry about.
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WeedGuru_Flow wrote:Drug tests in Europe? Holy shit, what country?


It's not Mario is it :shock:

is it rare to have drug tests in europe?

Drug tests are common practice in the usa, though some of us get around them it sucks to party smoke some weed and get a job then freak out about a drug test. When your around friends that blaze it, its so fucking hard not to smoke cannabis when they offer, most of the time im like eh fuck it i can detox if i have to.
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So I wonder if anyone will read this but i need some help. I have a test tomorrow for ajob im applying for... The last time i smoked was on saturday... what is the fastest way to get it out... im freakin out... i got Acai berry to burn the fat... im drinking Green Tea im almost done a quart...

so in all honesty... am i fucked?
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Post by Weedguru Higher »

Dr.Greenthumb has some drug testing experience...better hope he logs on tonight and sees this. He used something that worked if I recall correctly. There's a post about it somewhere...
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i have something to say but I'm uncomfortable saying it as i don't want to appear sexist or anything.
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