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Funk Doctor Spliff · Post by **Funk Doctor Spliff** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:14 pm

www.chacha.com

Like any search engine, except they have live people that help you search if you don't have luck finding what you need. Needless to say, this provides great entertainment opportunities for us. Observe:

Status: No connection.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Mark(84263)
Mark(84263): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
Mark(84263): Hello
You: can you help me?
Mark(84263): What do you need help with?
You: i need a good search engine
Mark(84263): For?
You: but instead of a bot, it should have people finding stuff for me
Mark(84263): Then you have come to the right place.
You: holy crap, youre right!
You: thank you for your time and help!
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Ken(84170)
Ken(84170): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: good evening
You: i have a problem and i need some assistance
Ken(84170): Hi
Ken(84170): WHat is your topic?
You: some jerk keeps zergrushing my protoss base
You: and i dont know how to stop him
You: what do you recommend?
Ken(84170): Build additional pylons.
Ken(84170): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Go on, have a go at it yourself, and post you best conversations!

PlanetX · Post by **PlanetX** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:33 pm

Misti(57350): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello?
You: hello?
You: anyone there?
Misti(57350): Hello.
You: hey
Misti(57350): What can I help you with on this topic?
You: well its kinda embarassing
You: but, my toilet clogged
You: need some help fixing it
Misti(57350): Please wait a moment while I research this for you.
You: hurry! its overflowing
You: awww it got on the carpet

Misti(57350): Have a great day!
You: wait!!
You: help!
You: need some carpet cleaners too

hehe

stonedross · Post by **stonedross** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:55 pm

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Marcie(12267)
Marcie(12267): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey marcie
You: i need some assistance with something
Marcie(12267): Hi
Marcie(12267): What can I try to help you with
You: well..
You: i caught my girlfriend with another man yesterday, and I had a severe mental breakdown.. i don't really know what to do anymore.. i've been contemplating suicide
Marcie(12267): You should call these people and talk to them
Marcie(12267): Thank you and have a great day
Marcie(12267): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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LMAO I had a REALLY good one going but then I got:

Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.

If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at abuse_resolution@chacha.com with a request for re-entry to our site.

We appreciate your feedback. Thank you.

Your location is: 74.75.235.81

PlanetX · Post by **PlanetX** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 12:28 am

Heh, yeah I got one of those too after going at it for a while

Mr Skunky · Post by **Mr Skunky** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:27 am

haha hilarious

im too lazy to sign up, but the ones you've posted made me giggle

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:15 am

mmm, can't seem to register, keeps on saying my pass is wrong lol

leprechaun · Post by **leprechaun** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:22 pm

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Marilyn(75655)
Marilyn(75655): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello marilyn
You: i didnt get much hlep with my last guide
Marilyn(75655): Hello, I would be glad to assist with your search. Is there anything specific on this topic you are searching for?
You: yes, would you pleaser give me information for constructing a home made bomb
Marilyn(75655): One moment while I look that up for you.
You: thank you
Marilyn(75655): It will not let me search that for you
Marilyn(75655): Is there something else that I can help you find?
You: ok, could you search for something that i can legaly purchase in the UK that would be able to kill some one
Marilyn(75655): No
You: ok... how bout if it could kill, something like a bear ?
You: like to go "hunting"
Marilyn(75655): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

i rated the guide Bad... i didnt get any help at all

leprechaun · Post by **leprechaun** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:39 pm

finally got some help from a guide...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Linda(22097)
Linda(22097): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello linda
Linda(22097): Hello
You: im in a bit of trouble here i need to find a new reliable source
Linda(22097): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: you see, my bed wetting alarm stopped working last night and i woke up with a terrible mess... im wondering if you can find me a new one
Linda(22097): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: thank you linda that is most appreciated.
You: oh well that looks like a good one that will stop my hose from squirting, thanks for your assistance
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

this was the first site given to me. http://www.bedwettingstore.com/category ... FQodbk_qLg

Funk Doc · Post by **Funk Doc** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:35 pm

You don't have to register, simply search for something random, and you'll be able to get help from a guide.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:44 pm

No, when i get there and search something i get the normal search engine stuff and under the search box it says 'need help with *subject* --> sign in or register to talk to a guide ...

Sm0kyMcPot · Post by **Sm0kyMcPot** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:11 pm

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Tori(82191)
Tori(82191): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
Tori(82191): Hello, what may I find for you today?
You: well i have this jar of pickels right
You: and i cant get the damn lid off
You: ive twisted it as hard as i can and it wont budge
You: can u help me?
You: they arent store bought
You: my mom makes homemade ones
Tori(82191): Please come again when you have a legitimate search request.
You: this is
You: i want some damn pickels
You: but it wont open
You:

You: do i hit the lid with like a knife or something?
You: ???????????????
Tori(82191): Open the links I sent.

You: OMG hold one be right baack ima go try this
Tori(82191): okay

You: omfg these are delicious i love uuu!!!!!
Tori(82191): Love you too!
Tori(82191): Have a good one!
Tori(82191): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

hahaha my moms pickels are really damnnn good!

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:19 pm

lol:)

Liles · Post by **Liles** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:23 pm

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Maria(15271)
Maria(15271): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey Maria
Maria(15271): Hello
Maria(15271): How can I help with your search today ?
You: I'm looking for a realiable source on the LD50 of Cannabis
You: And I mean reliable, no bias goverment crap
Maria(15271): One moment as I search for your topic.
Maria(15271): My apologies I'm unable to get your results sent as I have a tech issue. Please select a New Guide.
Maria(15271): Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Joseph(56466)
Joseph(56466): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey Joe
Joseph(56466): hi, what exactly are you searching for?
You: I'm looking for the LD50 of cannabis and i'd like it to be from a reliable source, no goverment or anti-cannabis websites please
You: Also other drugs are prefered but not needed
Joseph(56466): i don't think the ld50 is known for marijuana
Joseph(56466): nobody has ever died from it
You: You know your stuff, researched before?
Joseph(56466): ill see what i can find though
Joseph(56466): yes i've contributed over 1000 dollars to norml over the years
Joseph(56466): workin chacha now so i can grab 10 for a blunt

You: Haha, I've sent off my application
You: Ever heard of weedguru.com, you should sign up.
Joseph(56466): thats pure thc ld50's
Joseph(56466): but that amount is impossible to ingest at one time unless you had government extracted pure thc powder
You: What's the average spliff, 0.9 grams of 10-20% thc?
Joseph(56466): the 10-20% is total cannabinoids not just thc
You: What other cannabinoids are there?
Joseph(56466): thc makes up maybe 2-3%
Joseph(56466): over 50
Joseph(56466): many inactive
You: So, it's therologically impossible?
Joseph(56466): 20mg MAX thc in a 1 gram joint of the most potent marijuana
Joseph(56466): unless you ate a large amount of hash
Joseph(56466): at one time
You: How much is large ammounts?
Joseph(56466): 1400mg per kg
Joseph(56466): like
Joseph(56466): ridiculous large
Joseph(56466): if you weigh 150
Joseph(56466): thats over 75 grams
Joseph(56466): of thc
Joseph(56466): at once
Joseph(56466): to die
Joseph(56466): so you would have to eat over a half pound
Joseph(56466): of potent hash
Joseph(56466): at once
You: Heh, sounds like a challenge
Joseph(56466): and thats only ld50
Joseph(56466): so might need more than that even
Joseph(56466): but have a nice day
You: Thanks, you've been a great help, remember weedguru.com, love to see you on it
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:24 pm

wtf guys this shit isn't working :'(

Liles · Post by **Liles** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:29 pm

I really hope Joseph does sign up, that'd be hilarious.

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