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so this is boyfriend advice. i know you guys dont like it when ppl ask for relationship advice but i had to. you gys will prolly have fun with this one,

my new bf is a virgin. now he is 17 and im turning 19 very soon. i broke my rule of not dating guys younger then me just for him.
as i said before my b day is coming up and id really like a bday shag when im totally drunk. i havent had drunk sex in the longest time imaginanable and ive never had bday sex (was a virgin this time last year). now ian (my bf) and i have only just started dating. and weve made out like crazy. but i wouldnt have sex with anyone this early in a relationship under normal circumstances. but my bday would make an exception to the rule (he gets alot of exceptions from me eh?). BUT HE IS A VIRGIN. i dont want his first time to be with a very drunk me going "its my birthday, do me." no! plus it would prolly be in a back yard or something, thats just not nice for a first time. or maybe it is? i dont know! guys suck
so guys what the fuck should i do?
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If it's his first time I doubt he'll care much where/when it is. My first time wasn't that great but I just jumped on the first opportunity.
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lol give him a place where he can go to sleep easily and readily...that's the only advice i can give to u.

also..

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if you don't enforce it, i doubt he will give a fuck lol
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start with the hands, then go to the mouth, then do it up. Ease is the key. Try not to scare him off though, I hear virgins frighten easily!
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my first time was in my backyard, but i was in a hottub and my backyard kicks ass.
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In all honesty, I'm sure he'd be more than happy to comply. He can decide for himself what he wants to do. Don't worry about him, do what you want.

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captainMorton wrote:my first time was in my backyard, but i was in a hottub and my backyard kicks ass.
haha me too!!!

depends what type of guy he is...
but if he is drunk... he might just be ready to go...
if he isnt... find the nicest place possible....

plus drunk sex rocks... esp with the girl screaming
"its my birthday- do me!!!" hahaha ;)
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my b day is june 16th
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Post by mr_pickle »

id say you might as well go for it, whats the worst that could happen. and if for some reason he gets pissed or whatever just be like ah sorry i was just really drunk aha
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Post by dylann »

hes a guy, he probably wont care where it is.. lol

id just say let it floww. whatever happens happens. dont put presure on the virgin cos he'll get nervous as hell.
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Pretend he's not a virgin when you do it... Don't make him nervous.
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abby wrote:so this is boyfriend advice. i know you guys dont like it when ppl ask for relationship advice but i had to. you gys will prolly have fun with this one,

my new bf is a virgin. now he is 17 and im turning 19 very soon. i broke my rule of not dating guys younger then me just for him.
as i said before my b day is coming up and id really like a bday shag when im totally drunk. i havent had drunk sex in the longest time imaginanable and ive never had bday sex (was a virgin this time last year). now ian (my bf) and i have only just started dating. and weve made out like crazy. but i wouldnt have sex with anyone this early in a relationship under normal circumstances. but my bday would make an exception to the rule (he gets alot of exceptions from me eh?). BUT HE IS A VIRGIN. i dont want his first time to be with a very drunk me going "its my birthday, do me." no! plus it would prolly be in a back yard or something, thats just not nice for a first time. or maybe it is? i dont know! guys suck
so guys what the fuck should i do?

1. He's a guy
2. He's a guy dating an older more experienced woman
3. He's a guy
4. The three points above should've already convinced you shagging him drunk will not be a problem.

the only bad thing that can happen is him finishing off too soon to your liking, but hey you can teach him the ways of Muffdiving the same night he loses his virginity !
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Flow wrote:
abby wrote:so this is boyfriend advice. i know you guys dont like it when ppl ask for relationship advice but i had to. you gys will prolly have fun with this one,

my new bf is a virgin. now he is 17 and im turning 19 very soon. i broke my rule of not dating guys younger then me just for him.
as i said before my b day is coming up and id really like a bday shag when im totally drunk. i havent had drunk sex in the longest time imaginanable and ive never had bday sex (was a virgin this time last year). now ian (my bf) and i have only just started dating. and weve made out like crazy. but i wouldnt have sex with anyone this early in a relationship under normal circumstances. but my bday would make an exception to the rule (he gets alot of exceptions from me eh?). BUT HE IS A VIRGIN. i dont want his first time to be with a very drunk me going "its my birthday, do me." no! plus it would prolly be in a back yard or something, thats just not nice for a first time. or maybe it is? i dont know! guys suck
so guys what the fuck should i do?

1. He's a guy
2. He's a guy dating an older more experienced woman
3. He's a guy
4. The three points above should've already convinced you shagging him drunk will not be a problem.

the only bad thing that can happen is him finishing off too soon to your liking, but hey you can teach him the ways of Muffdiving the same night he loses his virginity !
Props for muffdiving. Just make sure hes relaxed, my first time i got stage fright...yes i know. But i gotter going after lol. :oops:
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Post by WeedGuru_Flow »

Muffdiving, I love it.

The worst thing a guy can do to his girlfriend is having her give him head and then refusing to return the pleasure ...

It's a tricky thing to learn, but once you know how to read a woman's body language it's one of the most satisfying things you can do (sexually that is).

I love it!!!!



yeah, call me a dirty bastard :p
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Post by captainMorton »

your not dirty flow, the art of eating the pink taco is a beautiful thing, onw of my favorite things to do.
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