kung fu movies!!!

swanee89 · Post by **swanee89** » Wed May 30, 2007 7:56 pm

kung fu movies are the shit when high. especially really shitty ones that no ones ever heard of with terrible dubbing and bad acting. but the classics are good too (all the bruce lee flicks)

i just finished return of the street fighter with sonny chiba and he punched a dude so hard inn the back of his head, his eyeballs popped out. just like in the old cartoons!

No0n3 · Post by **No0n3** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:42 am

You should check out "Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky", it's a gory movie with bad acting, probably dubbed (depending where you get it from).

Things I Learned From This Movie:

Wood lathes should be used in Rhinoplasty.
Dead prisoners are kept handcuffed.
The inside of your hand is made out of styrofoam.
Kneecaps are ticklish.
Destroying gravestones is okay if it's for Kung Fu training.
People keep their fake eye in a glass of ice water.
Glass eyes are full of mints.
You can tie your tendons together.
Leaves sound just like a flute if you know how to play them.
You can stop someone's heart with a certain martial arts punch.
Prisons have rooms boobytrapped to fill with cement.
Cement really will turn you into stone!
Kung Fu masters can split a bamboo pole with their tongue. (So why are they always single?)
Asian women exhibit "Lemming Syndrome."
Straight razor blades are not food.
Never put your foot through a hot water heater.

It's just hilarious. Probably hard to find though.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:29 am

:') fantastic.

I love watching movies that are so bad they become funny

swanee89 · Post by **swanee89** » Thu May 31, 2007 1:29 pm

that riki-oh sounds sick, gotta check it out! thanks for the link. golden harvest flicks are always the best, god i love those intros...

themagicbus · Post by **themagicbus** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:08 pm

ahh acouple weeks ago House of the Flying Daggars was on

so good

swanee89 · Post by **swanee89** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:05 pm

there was a lot of face sucking in flying daggers. its like those asian people dont know how to have sex so they just lick each others faces

swanee89 · Post by **swanee89** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:31 pm

i must have died and gone to heaven...

its fucking KUNG FU WEEK on spike tv. hallelujah!

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:01 pm

house of flying daggers, not really kung fu , but fun stuff

Ikku · Post by **Ikku** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:54 pm

Yeah that was the movie I was talking about in some thread somewhere. Snuck out and watched it in an empty house with a mate stoned as hell. Funny shit.

swanee89 · Post by **swanee89** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:27 am

just started downloading "riki-oh", fat ass file though, its like 3 or 4 gig! that will take a couple days at least...

Ziggy · Post by **Ziggy** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 4:26 am

Bruce Lee is the BEST ! ! !

swanee89 · Post by **swanee89** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:47 pm

yea dude, i bought all of his movies i could get my hands on at the local collectors store.

i love his quote from the beginning of enter the dragon, where he says to his student, "Don't think, feeeeeeeeeeeel."

Funk Doctor Spliff · Post by **Funk Doctor Spliff** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 8:24 pm

Riki-Oh is by far the strangest kung fu movie I've ever seen. But I loved every second of it.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 8:34 am

Funk Doctor Spliff wrote:Riki-Oh is by far the strangest kung fu movie I've ever seen. But I loved every second of it.

I love the random acts of violence against goldfishes old men and some other animal i can't remember.

And of course the head exploding scene, the nails through the hand in to the face and stuff like that.

So awful it made me laugh my ass off

Funk Doc · Post by **Funk Doc** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:33 pm

Plus, you have many great opportunities for drinking games. For example:

-Every time someone uses the word 'bastard'.
-Every time someone punches through concrete.
-Every time Ricky punches a hole in someone.
-Every time someone gets his head crushed, punched off or loses it in another fashion.
-Every time Ricky gets shot.

And I'm sure you can think of some others

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