My Experience at a Sex Club

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My Experience at a Sex Club

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So my friend from uni asked me did I want to hit up a sex club here. One of HIS close female friends was a member and was inviting him and a friend of his choosing as a "guest" of sorts. I thought he was kidding but he was dead serious. After much contemplation, curiousity got the best of me and I told him I would go but (most likely) i wouldn't be participating in any sex acts. On Sunday (yesterday), we drove to this place about 20 miles outside of the city. To my surprise there were a lot of high-end cars like Benz's, BMW's, and even a Maserati parked outside. I almost got cold feet when we found a parking space and it took me 20 min to go in, but we finally went in, paid our money and then we met up w/the girl who invited him.

I couldn't even focus on what she was saying b/c I was slightly horrified at all kind of sex acts going on in plain view. I'm not going to go into much detail but I spent most of my night there at the bar and smoking joints (the people there happened to be very 420 friendly thank god) while my friend was off somewhere. The end of the night was culminated in several of the men in the club cumming on a woman's face. My friend had to drag me away because I was just standing, staring in shock. It was like a real life Porno except a majority of the people were NOT hot and slightly overweight. This is 100% serious and honestly tops of list of experiences I will NEVER ever forget. It was just insane, especial
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That must've been some freaky ass shit girl. Good thing you didn't forget the weed. Wasn't it funny to wonder where your friend had left?!
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My bf shares rent with his dad which is a 50 years old malaysian fucker that hits about 3 girls a week between the ages of 19 and 40. He's pretty much been doing a bunch of coke and using this natural resource that is young dumb and intoxication starving chicks for the past 20 years. There's also this running gag about all types of different group sex that took place in the appartment. Everytime he goes in his room w/ other people or comes in with a bunch, either me or my boy go like " GRrRrouuuuuuuuuuuuooooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUPPP" (sax) in a really high pitch indian tone it's too funny.
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Post by bobdole »

my cousins into group sex. Ive heard some really weird stories. Like freaky things that involve small mammals and enclosed spaces.
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bobdole wrote:my cousins into group sex. Ive heard some really weird stories. Like freaky things that involve small mammals and enclosed spaces.
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i think this might be an only on weedguru moment?
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Post by blazedsubaru »

Damn, I didn't know those places really existed. I mean, you hear stories...

I wouldn't want to go, I expect that place would smell very bad.
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Post by Rory »

I've only ever seen groups of girls make out...nothing that extreme
Were the people all middle aged, mostly?
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Post by Princess_Ayana »

Yeah they were mostly middle aged. There were a few young people, but my friend and I were prob the youngest there.
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what an experinence
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and i thought it was going to be a good post:(
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Post by WeedGuru_Flow »

It'd be grossed out too if it were slightly overweight, not hot people (well the guys would be a big turn off anyway) but you know, you start watching porn at age 15 and you see a lot of freaky kinky totally far out things involving all sorts of objects (not animals or young children though,or shemales) so in the end i'd be turned off by the guys but wouldn't be shocked or anything.
Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we would all be running around darkened rooms, munching magic pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.
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Flow wrote:but you know, you start watching porn at age 15 and you see a lot of freaky kinky totally far out things involving all sorts of objects (not animals or young children though,or shemales) so in the end i'd be turned off by the guys but wouldn't be shocked or anything.

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Post by Jetasis »

Yuk! That would be the day I bust a nut on some girl already doused in jism...
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