Everyone has to have stories of nearly gettin caught. This just happened to me last night. lol.
well i had just toked up some of my keif last night and all my shit was still on my desk. I had been practicin a little J-rollin so i had papers, weed, lighter, pipe and grinder sittin on my desk. Its like 130 in the morning, and out of nowhere my mom walks down . She came to see if i was home and all my shit was in plain view directly behind me. I talked with her for a good 2 minutes and she didnt spot anything. My heart couldve powered a mustang it was goin so fuckin fast.
"I never smoke grass and drive my car. Because no matter how many letters i write to the road commission, they still refuse to start designing highways with second chance exits." Arj Barker
once I had a glass piece with a fully loaded bowl just sitting on the kitchen table on a stack of fucking magazines.
My mom walks in man, puts all of her shit down on that very same table, and grabs a few things, then just walks away I grab that shit go to my room and smoke it later that night haha
was doin a deal with some randoms downtown, 3 bike cops ride past us about 4 feet away but we're facing away from them. they ride past us just as the guys putting the weed into his bag. too close.
If u aint from the hillz then homeboy lay it down ~ CWS
Was sitting in a buddies car high at about 10:30 at night. We were in a parking lot, in a darker part. The cop rolls up, and hits us with the spotlight. We're like oh fuck because we have all these McDonalds wrappers outside that car and we're high as fuck and it smells like weed in our car. So the cop walks up to the car, and we're like "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck" in our mind. The cop asks us if we know anything about the wrappers, my buddy stupidly said he didn't know anything, they were already there. And then the cop shines his flashlight at me and sees a McDonalds wrapper on the back seat. He was like "are you sure son?" so I was like, oh, some of the garbage is mine and I would like to throw it away. The cop lets me and my buddy go take the garbage to the can while he interrogates the front seat passenger. She doesn't say anything bad I guess, but the cop shines his flashlight at me and my budddy, points to me and goes 'You! Against the wall! You, come with me" to my buddy. So he walks over and I stand against the wall. The cop talks to my buddy for like a minute than walks over to me while my friend stands against the trunk of the cop car. The cop comes over and goes "Son, are you smoking any marijuana here tonight, you have the oppurtunity to tell me the truth, both your friend's stories contradicted. So tell me, are you smoking marijuana tonight? Do you have any mairjuana on you? Is there anyhting illegal in this car? Have you ever smoked pot? The only thing I confessed to is smokign weed before. He can't arrest me for smoking weed in the past.
He talks to my buddy again, and then leaves. We were so fucking scared.
How you do that? I call it dope by magic. This dope by magic got me rich as I want to be...
My baby..
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Jay212 wrote:was doin a deal with some randoms downtown, 3 bike cops ride past us about 4 feet away but we're facing away from them. they ride past us just as the guys putting the weed into his bag. too close.
Kinda dumb to go dealing on the sidewalk right :p
Computer games don't affect kids. I mean, if Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we would all be running around darkened rooms, munching magic pills, and listening to repetitive electronic music.
i know this isnt nearly getting caught but what the hell
last night i had a few joints in my room, window was open fan on everything to get rid of the smoke mum comes in first thing she says have you been smoking?! i was like bah yeah she went a bit mad,
another time she walked in to see me skinning up she cant half be quiet when she wants to be lol
Jay212 wrote:was doin a deal with some randoms downtown, 3 bike cops ride past us about 4 feet away but we're facing away from them. they ride past us just as the guys putting the weed into his bag. too close.
Kinda dumb to go dealing on the sidewalk right :p
doesn't make a difference to me. im still 17, ill get a slap on the wrist.
If u aint from the hillz then homeboy lay it down ~ CWS
umm the closest I've ever been to getting cought was when I had my bowl, lighter, a 1/4 bag on me, and after I just smoked 3 bowl packs and my mom was asking why I was acting different and I just said I stayed up the entire night and I was tired as shit. She went up stairs for less than 10 seconds and I hid all of my stuff under my sofa when she did then she came back down and told me to empty my pockets and i had nothing on me. So I got off scotch free.
The other time was my first time ever smoking, we went outside in my little fort or whatever you call it outside and my dad came down to it and called my cell phone and asked what we were doing and I said that we were just talkin and chillin up there on the trampoline (the trampoline was right next to my fort) and he ended up being 10 feet away while we were smoking. we got so paranoid from that it wasn't even funny because I had no idea what they would do to me if I got cought back then cuz i've never been in any trouble until then. Then I ended up getting cought a week later cuz my friend who still had the weed got cought and his mom told my mom. End of story.
my friends and i didnt have any weed and we just drank alot of whiskey and played quarters for like 2 hours straight.... so my friend calls his last hook up to see if he can dileiver and he says sure... we were going to buy like 3/4 of an ounce like 90-100 sack idk... so we go up to our meeting spot at this abondoned park.. wait... wait and keep waiting... so all of a sudden we see our hookup car go flying down the road at like 11:30 with a cop on his tail he does a U turn and flies into the parking lot... he just throws the stuff at us and drives off... we havent seen him since... funny thing was... he was in such a rush... we gave him 20 for like a 3/4 of an ounce. sad he got cought but still great story.
"Emancipate yourselves from slavery, None but ourselves can free our minds"
canada fo sho. i got caught with an O with a friend and they took me in for intent to sell. i was in the cell for a few days and some hours, sick deal lol.
If u aint from the hillz then homeboy lay it down ~ CWS
. She came to see if i was home and all my shit was in plain view directly behind me. I talked with her for a good 2 minutes and she didnt spot anything. My heart couldve powered a mustang it was goin so fuckin fast.
