The Weedguru Poem is now Hya!

[Caro]

Why? Coz it ain't gettin much play down thya.
Add a couple lines...but please respect the integrity of this poem.

I fell from the sky,
found this wicked flower, smoked it and got high.....(Animal)

it was better than hash and better than weed,
we had come across an amazing breed... (Higher)

Not purple, brown, or even green
Were the colors on these funky leaves (EmeraldHippyChick)

i was lucky to have in my pocket a pipe,
but when i lit up, i didnt recognize the type,
i knew the taste, i knew the flavour,
something grown for the gods, thats what I'd wager (Animal)


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it would surely win a gold medal,
and from then on in, we would peddle,
weighed in grams, weighed in pounds,
millionaires we would be, from that flower that we found (Higher)

but we werent thinking about the money,
only the magical way the plant made life seem so funny,
and the curves seem more alluring on every beautiful honey,
and the weather even with rain feel like its sunny... (PepeLePew)

The room is dark, the curtains drawn
my dealer arrive tootin' his horn
He deal me well, Lay me on wit' a nine
I tell him his smoke is better than fine
The smoke is smooth, mild 'n' tasty
the honey's, relaxed, undressed 'n' waitin
I hit on the bong, My mind it spin
she pulled back the covers I jumped right in... (Badass)

but to my dismay i found she had a different need,
cos she was more interested in my new bag of top weed.
i think she likes me just cos i am a stoner,
cos she constantly ignoring my raging boner, (Animal)

That's right boys, she'll take your spot
She'll load your bowl and smoke all your pot!
You might have known, though
With a name like Caro
And when you're lookin' for buds you might have dropped on the floor
She's got your lighter and she's out the door... (Me)

[HempKnight1985]

Damn that poem is killer. I love the rhymes and it actually made sense. Damn good job.