Were your parents pro or anti sex?

[Rory]

Well there are so many topics on parents' views on weed and alcohol, how about sex? My parentals were never really anti-rory-getting-laid, but they were always mad embarrased about it. Dad more than mom, I think. Both of them though, still. Once I left my book Screw the Roses, Send me the Thorns out on my bedside table (Safe and Proper S&M practice... this was a while ago when I was just discovering this sort of thing, and I still lived with my mom) she just took it and pretended it never existed. I was like mom, where's my book? She just said what book? I told her what book, what it was about, and why I really wanted it back. she just blushed and said she didn't know where it was. I totally know she hid it though. Pwnd, I guess, lol.

What say ye about your parents?

[Eugene]

I don't necessarily know my parents' views on sex, because I never really talked to them about it, but they enjoy hearing about my social life with the opposite sex. Who I'm seeing and whatnot... A few years ago when I was dating this girl...call her Olga...lol...she and I had a little afternoon delight...if you know what I'm saying...anyway, the next day at like noon my dad came in from outside and was like "I picked up the inside of your car a little bit, it was pretty messy." I go out there later that day, and sure enough, there's three empty condom wrappers in the MIDDLE of the backseat...which is not where they were prior to my dad cleaning...

So, that was kind of awkward.

Another story about this kinda thing...

I have a lot of friends that are girls, probably more than I should. Last yaer, one of my best girlfriends slept over the last night of school cause like everyone had left except for me and her. The next morning my dad showed up while she was still there, and after she left he was like "She was cute, blah blah blah" and wound up just assuming she and I had sex. He does this with almost every girl I talk to...assumes that they and I have sex...I dunno, it's kinda funny...

So, yeah. Tits, Clits, and Bong Hits

[captainMorton]

my parents assume that Im not getting any, i guess they think that If they ignore it then it wont happen, I actually asked my dad If he would ever give me the birds and the bees talk, Whatever the fuck birds have to do with getting laid, and he said that he had taxes to do and left the room, so whatever.

[President Beavis]

I don't get why parents would act all antsy about it like that, it's shitty parenting really.

I used to talk to my dad a lot about it, I was always the one starting the conversation though. My mom never really said anything.

"OH NO..... SEX! UMM.... I GOT SOME SERIOUS PAPERWORK TO SO.... UH AND I CANT MISS MY TV SHOW SORRY SONNY!"

[AbbyRoad]

my parents have never actually had a sex talk with me since i was a little kid (you know they mommy and daddy really love each other blah blah blah we had a baby talk). but when i was going out with my last bf i told my mom i was old enough to make sexual decisions and wanted birth control (i was still a virgin at the time), then i started staying over at his house all the time, even after we had broken up, so im assuming she would have assumed were having sex. and with my current bf im just guessign they know we are having sex, we never do it at my house except once during his lunch break when no one was home at my house. my step dad came home like 5 minutes after adam left and i was in the shower. and i had left the basement a mess. a bed was out, condom package and a bottle of lube. i hope my step dad didnt go into the basement.

[Dakine]

My parents were anti sex. i never knew, and still don't understand why. I can understand that they wouldnt want me to get some girl pregnant at a young age, but i don't see why they were, and still are ignorant about it.

[hashpipe]

mine werent pro, neither anti. they leave my decisions up to me which i think is a good thing

[Bear]

well... my parents said always use a condom... and now i know why lol

[Rory]

....I really wanna say pwnd, but that's mean.

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PWND.

I'm sorry bear (merry? I like bear better ) you can flame me if you want, now.

[Jay212]

my mom gave me a few condoms the first time i brought my girlfriend home wen i was 15.

[buttermilk]

My parents are pretty much anti sex. Especially my mom. She grew up in a small town in Korea so I can't blame her. My dad basically follows along with whatever my mom says cause he's a pushover pussy.

[Dakine]

my parents complimented my girlfriends t shirt. and thats it.

[Ziggy]

my mom and i never really discussed that sort of stuff, but my dad was surprisingly cool with it. he was just really strict about safe sex (condoms) he even offered to buy them for me

[Gorecore]

I don't actually recall my parents mentioning anything to me about sex. When I was about 10 years old, mom gave me a cartoon-ish book that basically went through the whole birds and bees thing.

I learned everything I know about sex from porn. But contrary to popular belief, not all women swallow and enjoy taking loads on the face.

[Dakine]

Lol, would you? my parents were highly anti sex, and anti everything generally. I was doing my homework one night, and sticking a piece of paper down or some shit, and my mum came in and almost screamed ''i hope you arent sniffing that glue''