your best job ever

captainMorton · Post by **captainMorton** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:45 am

so I got this summer job working at a pool for a townhouse complex thing, so the pool is semi private kind of thing, any ways, I get paid 10 bucks an hour to sit on my ass and do nothing, but tell people not to run(if there are actually people there) check the PH everynow and then, and vacum the pool in the morning, so heres the best part, nobody else is there!, its just me, I bring my portable dvd player, and sit back and chill, I get two half hour breaks where I go Into the woods behind the pool and smoke a bowl, order a pizza directly to the pool, and wait for somthing to happen, I get 85 dollars every day, and its all under the table so no taxes!. there was this one day where I brought a giant bag of penuts, and a giant bag of weed, smoke up and then I started playing with squirles, pretty fucking fun.

so Any way, there is my best job ever, so tell me yours.

Turnipweed13 · Post by **Turnipweed13** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:26 am

well my dad needed some stuff moved from one side of the yard to the other... (we have a huge lawn...8acres) and anyways my friend gave me some weed as a get well soon present... god bless em' lol and anyways i light up a joint while driving a lawnmower.... it was bad ass lol... i got paid 15 dollars an hour and i did like 2 hours of work... your job sounds/ed bad ass too...

captainMorton · Post by **captainMorton** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:34 am

oh I still got the job, every summer i go back for more money

Post by **(weedguru)scarf** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:00 am

i have had a couple of sweet jobs

working at the cinemas was cool... just chilled and watched movies half the time...

i worked for a fashion warehouse... just 4 young guys packing boxes and mucking around all day... real easy

and for the last two years i have worked for a local vet as a driver/animal technician

its easy as... i get to drive all day and can smoke up pretty easy...

MOT · Post by **MOT** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:49 am

I worked as an ATC (air traffic contoller) for a time. The pay was awesome, the shifts were hell. It also meant travelling a mighty distance to Oxfordshire for work

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 12:09 pm

Video game tester for Nintendo

Kaynoq · Post by **Kaynoq** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 3:30 pm

My favorite job was developing film at some corner photo shop and doing prints and stuff. I met 2 of my current best friends there, we hang out all the time still.

My current job as a fisherman makes me the most money though...and I love money.

asswipe · Post by **asswipe** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:18 pm

scarf wrote:i worked for a fashion warehouse... just 4 young guys packing boxes and mucking around all day... real easy

yea I do the same at vacations, nice payment, chill out atmosphere and a fucking awesome free lunch every day

I haven't had really jobs that allow me to smoke during the shift, maybe its better to leave it that way but it would be kickass to do such something.

Jim777 · Post by **Jim777** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:26 pm

kfc was the shit

ill never get a boss like that ever again...

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:15 pm

Mcdonalds is just shit. Bad hours, bad pay, bad boss.

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:57 pm

last 6 pictures didnt load. are they all guys jacking off?

weedguru tom · Post by **weedguru tom** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:35 pm

hashpipe · Post by **hashpipe** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:50 pm

Dakine wrote:last 6 pictures didnt load. are they all guys jacking off?

good thing you didnt start the "anal sex" topic LOL

Kaynoq · Post by **Kaynoq** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:46 pm

know whats gross? making those quad stackers at BK

i only worked there for like a month, and i couldnt stand people buying those things, i never seen one skinny person buy one

theyre like suicide pills for fat people

blazedsubaru · Post by **blazedsubaru** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:51 pm

Stocking shelves and working the back room at Target. We had a pretty decent boom box in the back and could play the most gangster shit as we worked, like hella people would be workin the back and bobbin' their heads.

I was high everyday there, only one person (my co-worker that was a total bitch) mentioned anything. I did my job just fine and everyone else in the back smoked. It was decent money too.

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