Competition***Who would you vote for president from WG***lol

[Bear]

I dont know if i can do this but hey im having a go,

COMPETITION:

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Instructions:

* You must vote for a member of the Weedguru forums, excluding yourself.

* You must put down 6 policys that you would live by as a president if you was elected.

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For example: My own Vote/Policys
I would vote for President Beavis due to the name is fitting, plus he seems a cool guy.

My Policys as president:


1. Marijuana and other natural drugs will be legal throughout the land and will be made cheap to buy in all stores.
2. All Rizzla papers and Bongs will be cheaper by law in all stores.
3. All who oppose the cause of legalizing marijuana will be taken by secret service and be placed in a room and be gassed with smoke filled with THC and be shit on.
4. All world leaders will not go to war, no armys will be needed and world peace will be settled over a blunt
5. All single, sexually deprived people will be issued with a blowup doll (this will benefit most users on this forum joking)
6. The disabled will be issued with their own personal Joint rolling machine, no one claiming to be disabled will be issued with this machine due to we need them in the home office.

Thankyou...

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Just a random competition i thought to start up really... All votes will be counted by the end of the month and the winner will be crowned president of stoners...

Plus I myself will send you an email with alittle badge you could print off and then like wear it - Pretty crappy prize but hey im high... need something to do

[MatteN]

If elected i will

1. Legalize marijuana and issue a marijuana tax return which sends everyone a blunt of KB.

2. Remove all religion

3. Make it a law that everyone has to watch atleast 1 stand up special from George Carlin

4. Combine the U.S and Canada into 1 super country called United Canada, and we will be using Canada's government. (im from the us)

5. The death penalty will only apply to child molesters and serial killers, and it will consist of pirates hanging u and doing whatever else they please.

6. I'm not a douche

[Bear]

I like policy number 5... excluding the part with the big hairy pirates Nah child melesterers and murders should be raped by monkeys, pissed on by Giraffes and then put in a cage full of rabbid, man eating gerbils.

First candidate for this penalty... Michael Jackson.

[Dakine]

I would vote for certified-nutter. I like his clear-mindedness, and logical and often amusing posts.

If i was elected, i would

1. Attempt to iron out the creases in the cloth of the law, by fairly prosecuting, and ordering crimes in order of their immorality/danger based on public opinion. Including legalisation of cannabis

2. Make immediate policy changes on carbon emitting fuels, whilst looking at other environmentally friendly options, and implementing them.

3. Hold a world peace conference, to convince the world the west aren't stupid war mongering pricks. I would also lobby nations to remove nuclear weapons, and nuclear weapon building facilities, whilst removing nuclear weapons in the country i run.

4. Encourage individuality, and promote small garage bands, and the unsigned music scene. I believe there is tremendous potential in the undiscovered music scene which could push the culture out of the ''dead end alley'' it is currently bogged down in.

5. Crack down on benefit fraud, combined with raising educational standards, and offering encouragement to students will hopefully raise the brainless lower class culture off its knees, and into doing something positive for the economy.

6. Offer free advertising to developing businesses, and balancing out the value of the pound, to help businesses grow and start up, to later improve the strength of the economy as these businesses grow and develop new products to benefit the international consumer market.

As a politician, i think i should be allowed 2 addtional points.

7. Crack down on illegal immigration, but help countries with most migrants raise the standard of living, so they wouldnt have to illegally emigrate to our country.

8. Allow freedom of religion. Everybody has the right to wear what they want, and pray to whatever god they want. The only exception being clothing that impairs the said person completing a task to the best of their ability.

Vote Dakine for a better tomorrow!

[Bear]

meh not too shabby

Actually since you added yourself 2 points i wish to add myself one:

* All TV networks excluding FOX will have more... amusing things on them. More better shows, were kenny doesnt ALWAYS get killed in south park but tortured or what not. Also XXX Television will be given to adults during the daylight hours, but with PIN control... Instead of having to wait for your little ones to go to bed and then bring out the kleenex tissues....

My friend fat sally we call her, suggested this... But wait... why would she be intrested in kleenex... She doesnt have a cock

[Dakine]

Ahahaha fat sally. I rofl at the nicknames you so casually come out with. That reminds me, i need to put some porn in my work area.

[Bear]

No lassy porn ya hear!

*Ruff Ruff*

[Accident_of_Birth]

If Elected
1. I will not fuck up as badly as Bush.

and thats all I got.

[Mate]

as a president.

i would be honest so.




















don't make me president cause i would suck at it.

[SpRi7e]

If president I would...

1. Legalized all natural growing drugs and make drug addicts go to a special place to do their drugs so they don't overdose.

2. Take away all the commercials on TV

3. Make it so a minimum wage job would be at least $10 an hour.

4. April 20th will be a national holiday celebrated by everyone and there would be no school, all food in stores would be 90% for that day.

5. Make the law so that it would be like Hammurabi's Code of law as in, if somebody does something to you, then you get to do it back to them or you can sue them.

6. I would also do what Dakine said and make a BIGGER border and that if they cross it, it would be filled with crocodiles and piranhas. And also we have 24/7 snipers that shoot tasers and shock everyone trying to get across.

I would vote for Imagine simply because he doesn't want to get picked



VOTE FOR SPRITE!!!!

[(weedguru)scarf]

so am i running for

president of the world?
president of the usa?
president/prime minister of my own country?

[Dakine]

1. Legalized all natural growing drugs and make drug addicts go to a special place to do their drugs so they don't overdose.

Could you really be arsed though?

[MatteN]

I would vote for Spri7e because i played him in cs yesterday LOL

[Mate]

if i kick your ass, will you vote for me ?

[WeedGuru_Flow]

What can I say

Go with the Flow, vote me!