i need some advice noob questions

[Kjm520]

ok this is gonna be short, i just typed like a page and hit back on accident... anyways.
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i post this noob questions because i have NO room whatsoever to get caught or to make error and they are noob questions


cannnot drive yet
i have my sources
i have smoked my share
smart parents

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here is my plan for my storage and smokign system so please correct me if there is a stupid idea in here
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I can get the weed and i will store it in a plastic bag... roll it up... and store it in a trophy for a couple days max until smokage.. is this ok and good for the weed? should the bag be opened?

what is the best way to actually smoke it, because i have never actually smoked by myself so i dont have a peice n shit... i dont have the supplies to roll a joint so how should i do it.. i dont really wanna spend time makin a bong... is the disposable can way a good idea or does it ruin it somewhat. what works the best when getting a homemade bowl like a trumpet mouth peice i think i saw earlier?

sorry for the grammer and spelling i am kind of in a hurry. thanks

[weedguru+chrisisonfire]

I can get the weed and i will store it in a plastic bag... roll it up... and store it in a trophy for a couple days max until smokage.. is this ok and good for the weed? should the bag be opened?

THis is perfectly ok. as long as the trophy isnt in a really warm place..the bag should be sealed, a couple days wont hurt.

what is the best way to actually smoke it, because i have never actually smoked by myself so i dont have a peice n shit... i dont have the supplies to roll a joint so how should i do it.. i dont really wanna spend time makin a bong... is the disposable can way a good idea or does it ruin it somewhat. what works the best when getting a homemade bowl like a trumpet mouth peice i think i saw earlier?

Is theres a will, theres a way. And from what i see, you got the will. And Weed Guru has the way. Search our forums for LOADS of different kinds of homemade pieces.

Have fun, and no problem with the questions dude.
And Welcome to the forum!!

[SpRi7e]

Just buy a cheap 15$ bowl and hide it in your pocket 24/7

the best way to smoke is out of a bong but in your situation I don't think you should get a bong. I have parents like yours but I just hide my bong at my friends house for use when we are going to smoke a lot. My pipe is always either in my pocket or it's in my computer case.

[Kjm520]

alright cool thanks you guys im set now.

[Certified-Nutter]

ye, i would get a cheap pipe, i hide it whereva it is safe like, you kno ur room/parents better than i, so u wud kno a better place to hide it from them.
u can also get some really nice 'stealth pipes' if ur willin to cash out just that little it more, making ur parents more likely to not kno what it really is if they find it:
http://everyonedoesit.com/online_headsh ... tCatID=254

theres a couple there... the pen pipe is pretty good for keeping it hidden and inconspicuous

[SpRi7e]

If your really desperate then you can use a flashlight pipe...it looks just like this


#1. First get a flashlight just like that and fully empty it out
#2. Get some tin foil and surround where the bulb part of the flashlight would be and make it cave inside the light.
#3. Put little holes in the tin foil to let the smoke go through
#4. Get your weed in the bowl part of it and your lighter
#5. Toke away and sore fly high

be careful about it though, the flashlight packs a huge punch but the smoke gets really hot so you need to freeze it before you smoke it to cool it down a little bit.

[(weedguru)scarf]

why not spend an hour or two learning to roll joints???
that way there is no evidence... you smoked it all...!!!!
no evidence no capture!!!!

and they hit so so good

[Certified-Nutter]

If your really desperate then you can use a flashlight pipe...it looks just like this


#1. First get a flashlight just like that and fully empty it out
#2. Get some tin foil and surround where the bulb part of the flashlight would be and make it cave inside the light.
#3. Put little holes in the tin foil to let the smoke go through
#4. Get your weed in the bowl part of it and your lighter
#5. Toke away and sore fly high

be careful about it though, the flashlight packs a huge punch but the smoke gets really hot so you need to freeze it before you smoke it to cool it down a little bit.

very good idea... tho instead of tinfoil i would invest in sokme pipe screens (the aluminium burns and gives off nasty fumes) so ye, its very good idea for a quick homemade one... but replace tin foil with pipe mesh... and u no longer get harmful aluminiun fumes

EDIT: syaing that, i just realised the pen pipe is only £4 so its relativly cheap, dependin on whether or not u already have a torch (but around here, a metal torch will cost £10+ what a rip eh? and a plastic one prolly wont work as a pipe)

[Dakine]

Well plastic melts, and gives off toxic fumes. and ive never had a problem with burning tin foil before.

[DerrtyJake]

Burning tin foil really fucks you up(in a bad way)

Before I had a piece I used apples.

Take out the stem
take a pencil and make a hole from the top about half way down from top
take a pencial and put a hole in the side that intersects the top hole
put the weed in the top(if its a decent amount it wont fall down the hole)
light and inhale out of the side hole(just in case your a dumb ass)

[Kjm520]

thanks that www.everyonedoesit.com site is really useful and the flashlight idea.. but, just as a quick question has anyone ever ordered from everyonedoesit.com and if they do is it obvious that its a pipe if someone else gets it at the door before i do?

[stratoskater]

is the disposable can way a good idea or does it ruin it somewhat.

The disposable can is very easy to do when you dont have any smoking utensils, and the only item u need is a can and a knife. I cant really taste it too well when i use the can, and its aluminum, but it gets the job done.

[Kaynoq]

i ordered from there twice, my shit came in a box, dont remember what the box said though, probably something obvious

if you have a friend with cool parents, send it to his place

[Kjm520]

alright thanks guys, yall have helped me a ton, i posted another topic on buying cause im fixin to buy so im gonna need some help there.. Thanks so much

[Certified-Nutter]

i have ordered from everyonedoesit many many a-time
all times the packagin is very inconspicuous (theres no markings that it is any way or form related to smokin/weed) it looks just like any other package (my most recent order was a bong n a couple of pipes, the box is completely plain except for the address, and a 'fragile' sticker around it) other than that, theres nothing on there, also, when u pay, on ur bank statement, it doesnt say the name, just a assortment of letters n numbers (cnt rmbr exactly what it is, summat like 'A100' or summat, i cant rmbr, but it doesnt imply anything about weed) so from experiance, i can say it is completely safe ordering from this site, even tho my parents kno, from seein bank statements, n the way they pack, nothing is let on, only way ur rents would kno is if they opened ur package (which btw is illegal, so they have NO right to) so i wud highly recoment it
anyway, i feel i have typed myself to death... n i am prolly the reason for the pain in ur eyeballs, so i shall leave it at that, take care