At the recent MTV awards pop artist and RnB slime-king, Kanye West shocked the audience and fellow stars when he charged on stage to squeal like a petulant 8 year old about his failure to win the 'best video' accolade. Mr. West, always a talent-less tool in my mind, leapt onto the stage as Justice and Simian were accepting the award for their video, 'we are your friends'. He burst into the limelight then proceeded to whine like a baby about the injustice of his own favourite video of the year, unsurprisingly 'touch the sky' by Kanye West, failing to achieve even nomination for the much coveted medal, then devalued the whole event with a tirade of expletives and idiocy that hopefully has cut at least a third from his army of confused fans.
'“(touch the sky) cost a million dollars, Pamela Anderson was in it. I was jumping across canyons. If I don’t win, the awards show loses credibility" the dickhead yelped in horror as his whole world seemed to be collapsing around his pretty, immaculately groomed head.
To add humour to this rare piece of showbiz news that has prickled my interest, the same video 'Touch the Sky' has landed the money-mad prince of vermin in hot water with the authorities. The film is a mocking replay of respectable Motorcycle stuntman, Evel Knievel's ill-fated attempt to jump the Snake River Canyon in Idaho in 1974. For the duration of the video West is dressed identically to the way Mr. Knievel was attired in 74', the character he plays is called 'Evel Kanyevel' and the canyon is apparently visually indistinguishable to the Snake River layout. The former stuntman, now 68 years old, has brought legal charges against West for infringement of the Evel Knievel trademark. He is suing the shit-brained effeminate rapper for "vulgar and offensive" misrepresentation which is detrimental to his hard earned crazyman reputation. The kamikaze biker went onto say
"That video that Kanye West put out is the most worthless piece of crap I've ever seen in my life, and he uses my image to catapult himself on the public...The guy just went too far using me to promote his filth to the world"
Well put, Evel. Personally I hope they send that idiot to the gallows for aural crimes against humanity (as well as for upsetting the Overlord of dangerous motorbike stunts).
The one and only Evel in this world. he who diced with death for the sheer hell of it, not for the $$$$$$$$.
I still listening to the The New Workout Plan when I need to get something done fast, it pumps me up hahaha...and his Heard em' say with Adam Levine was one of my favorite songs for so long, fuelled by my lust FOR Adam Levine....
.... but i see where you are coming from... 
When I'm in the mood of course...