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Today in my math class for high school today a girl (i'll call her ali) said that she had no idea how to do a problem and the teacher just looked her then said "How don't you know the answer? What are you retarded?" That is where his like probably just went down hill from. So my friend stood up and said "hey, i take that offensive because my sister is mentally retarded" Then right after that the teacher starts flipping out at him and kicks him out of class. Then about 5 seconds later my other friend raised her hand and said her little sister is also mentally retarded and then the teacher kicked her out of class.

The two people ended up going to the guidance office and telling the whole story and then the people said that people didn't mean "retarded" as what it means now and that it meant something else along time ago so that they wouldn't get in trouble. The teacher later commented saying that he apologized to those two people in the middle of class when he really didn't. So the WHOLE math class went down and told the guidance councelor that he didn't make any apology and that he was completely out of line kicking them out of class.

I got a call from my friend today after school and he said that the teacher has lost his job from the district and his mom is going to sew the school now for that. He was one of those dick teachers that no one liked and we finally found a way that could get him out of teaching us his horrible ways. I just wanted to share that story to everyone and wanted to know if something like that has ever happened to any of you.
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Post by SToNeR ChRiS »

Fuckin ay, I had a whole story typed out when my mom walked in, so I x'ed outta here lol.

Anyway the only thing that's similar and comes to mind for me was the case of my grade 10 math class. We basically had all of the "trouble maker" clown kids and we very much disliked our teacher. We gave him hell until one day after a lil fart-spray fun, he lost it and ran to the headmaster's office letting him know that he refused to teach our class anymore. The rest of the semester we were taught by the assistant headmaster.

As for you teacher getting fired, good times man. I've had many teachers in my time that I'd have loved to show the door to.
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that's fuckin awesome man, props to you guys. We would have had the same thing happen to him if he was in our school district.
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lol i never used to last no longer than 10-15 mins in my urdu lessons in school ... The teacher jus used to ask for it when he spoke in english :lol:
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wow man that teacher sounds pretty bad, good job on getting him gone! My year in school has been the absolutely worst behaved year ever... in grade 4 we had the teacher crying all the time, in grade 5 the french teacher lost her job cause "we" (meaning the little turds who like to cause trouble in my grade) made her freak out and like threaten some kid. in grade 6 the french immersion teacher had a nervous breakdown and popped a blood vessel in her eye at the same time and she also left. grade 8 we had a new french teacher who told us she shaved her head for cancer but then we found out that she wore a wig of human hair, which completely defeated the purpose of shaving her head... anyhow people kept throwing erasers at her wig till it fell off and she cried and we abused her and she quit, then we had this other french teacher and we aggravated her alot and she left then the vice principal did it... and thats about it, high school has been better for teachers :P
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glad hes gone, we had a teacher like that too. he simply didnt respect anyone, had no position of authority over the class, and he finally lost his job hwen he got into a physical fight with a girl in our class.

the story goes like.... one person says something out of line, not sure what, but nothing terribly wrong, and the teach decides hes gonna give the whole class a detention all through lunch and isnt gonna let us eat, he stands infront of the dorr physically blocking it, so one of the girls in our class walks up to him and tries tor eason with him, he immediately starts yelling, and spitting (while yelling) at her, despite her calm voice, she starts yelling back. by this time theres a huge crowd outside the door, someone videotaping it (thank god) and then he pushed her, shoved her back, so she decks him in the chin :lol: someof us leave, some of us held him down from going after the girl who just punched him. the tape maade it to head office and the teacher's "contract ended" :lol:

needless to say it was a religion teacher...its such a waste of a subject
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Ok, we found out that the teacher only has a week left of teaching in the school til he gets another job or something but today he flipped shit on the kid because he wanted to go to the bathroom and screamed at him and someone was at the door watching, but this time they were in a different class. So he said "You better get out of this class right now or your in huge trouble" (theres no way she could get in trouble) so she says ok and he slams the door on her when she was walking out and hit her in the head and she got a bad headache and bled for a few seconds, but all in all. He got fired immediately that hour and got arrested. I hope he drops the soap in the shower room in that prison.
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wow, that guy deserves whats comin to him
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in 8th grade my "Singing/music" teacher was a real bitch about the tineyest little mistakes and me and my friends didnt tolerate that shit and we tottaly hated that class because it was pointless, boring and THE TEACHER WAS A BITCH and we were all those bad kids that always found holes in the "system" and so we made it our mission to get this teacher fired......AND ONE DAY....we pissed her off so fuckin bad that she flipped out on ME so i always kep my calm and just say alll this protesting shit to her and then she fuckin SLAPPED ME so i was like ASSAUlT....u know bein funny with my friends and that pissed her off even more so she acutally punched me in the fuckin face with a FIST and everything and everyone in the class vouched for me and we got her ass put under CIVILIANS ARREST by the fuckin principal until the cops got there. P.S. i had a damn good shiner after that hit too.
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xStOnErxChRiSx wrote:Anyway the only thing that's similar and comes to mind for me was the case of my grade 10 math class. We basically had all of the "trouble maker" clown kids and we very much disliked our teacher. We gave him hell until one day after a lil fart-spray fun, he lost it and ran to the headmaster's office letting him know that he refused to teach our class anymore. The rest of the semester we were taught by the assistant headmaster.
man we had summat like that, our GCSE maths teacher couldnt control us, in the second year of GCSE's she refused to teach us and we had to switch teachers, she also quit at the end of the year... haha serves her right... she was practicaly an illegal imigrant in the last year of school... ppl came to see how loyal to the country she was or summat like that, and she was writing the in welsh and shit (tho she hadnt a clue what she was writing) i think she was the only up-tight jamacan i have eva met
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i have a nice school story relating to Weed

I was going to my math class, but i've just smoked one of the best weed i had ever smoked by the time, i was 16 years old, and i was really high, and everyone knows that you have to be fuckin concentrated into a math class, whatever.

I get in the class, and i'm sure that, at the moment where the teacher saw me, she knews that i was blazed like LOLICAN'TUNDERSTANDMATHS.
But she did nothing about it....

So she starts a mathematic operation on the board, it was some rationalisation, i wasnt really following what she were doing, but at some point, she looked at me and went like.

So Matt, what's the answer ?

I'm going like

uuuhh, Eight-hundred twenty-four Miss... yea that's it..

i said that so randomly, i remember, how i said it on the fly. When the teacher said

that's it Matt, how you've figured that ?

I could only answer this

Complex miss......it's complex
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[that's it Matt, how you've figured that ?

I could only answer this

Complex miss......it's complex]DUDE that is fuckin insane.....was she like messing with you or did u really get that shit right[/quote]
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Post by SpRi7e »

hehe, my names Matt too.
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Post by birdie »

Lol, that story sounds pretty fake.. but if a teacher said that to me id have to give em the smackdown.

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MajorHead666*420* wrote:[that's it Matt, how you've figured that ?

I could only answer this

Complex miss......it's complex]DUDE that is fuckin insane.....was she like messing with you or did u really get that shit right
[/quote]


i really got it right, randomly,

i can't believe you never tried to shout some random answers in maths, it works sometimes , and it's hella funny.
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