How to buy weed.

[killertofu]

Hey everyone I'm new here. I've smoked plenty of times but I've never bought weed before. There is a lot of schwag in my area and I want some good shit. Well, it doesn't have to be like KB or anything, but I don't want to waste my money and time, you know? How do I go about buying without getting fucked over? I know of a dealer that I could get it from but he is the type who would probably take advantage if he knew I didn't know what I'm doing. Thanks.

[pkkupo]

welcome . if you can, bring a friend or someone else who knows what their doing. and just pretend you know what your doing. dont ask the dealer about how to weigh or how to tell quality, pretend like you already know. but yeah, have someone there who does know if you can.

[No0n3]

Spurt out some random invented terms for weed, sothat he'll look like the newbie. "Hey dude, you got some lollypops? Some hunky bunky?"
I think I already saw this in some skit show, a guy walks up to a coke dealer, and asks for all these random things.

[weedguru+chrisisonfire]

family guiy when peter recks that little girls lemonade stand...while kicking the shit out of it he names all these slang terms for weed. "you sellin..? you sellin this? huh? eh? get the hell out of my neighborhood!" I dont remember what he says tho

[Dr.Chronic]

to be honest bro, do these things:

* Ask to look at the bud first before handing over the money. Let you dealer know your not going to run away and somehow prove that you arent. Ok now, if it stinks good and looks good you have to try it. Also crystals are partially important.

* Dont act like a retard... and give out your dealers number to EVERYONE i know people who have done this and go their legs broken. If a mate asks you to pick up for them let you talk to them.

* Be trustful, dont make jokes about Police/LAPD or anything like that.

* Dont take long to ask so much or whatever, your dealer wants you money... thats all. Not a friendly conversation, unless he has a convo with you.

* Do not BORROW weed, Dont ask for tick or anything because if you lose your money somehow and you cant pay it back intrest sometimes is added on and you will find yourself in debt and he will be angry with you.

Just a lil guide of what not to do.

Enjoy

[clarion head]

* Dont act like a retard... and give out your dealers number to EVERYONE i know people who have done this and go their legs broken. If a mate asks you to pick up for them let you talk to them.

you seriously know people who've got fucked up for giving out a dealer's number? i made that mistake once but my dealer's cool, he just said to go through me next time, no biggie.

[SladeHino]

Yeah If it looks good, and smells good 95% of the time it is good. Look up peoples stashes using the search button see what theres looked like. Im pretty sure people here wouldn't post shitty weed they got.

[Dr.Chronic]

The dealers i know are pretty... hardcore... weed is like selling tobaco to them. Heroin is what they sell and its so much more expensive. If they get busted or potential of getting busted by someone they are blatenly going to pay the person who blabbed a few lines.... or worse.

[SmotPoker]

Figure out how much u wanna buy then get the amount of $$ you need..u might wanna have some one that knows what their doing with you.

[Ikku]

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