Looking for some cool triks -please help me pros

Stoner-guru · Post by **Stoner-guru** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:11 pm

Im 14 in canda and have friends who are like 16 and have been smoking for ever i was addicted and had to quit for a month and now im once in a blue moon kinda guy and i was wondeing what are the best ways to get high in the coolest way . I would like to im press my friends and heard some shit about a slinky bong thats sounds cool. anything cool will do.

Stoner-guru · Post by **Stoner-guru** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 5:49 pm

I found that when you exale smoke and put a laser pointer umder your mouth and you can see the whole laser4 its pretty cool or when in a room full of smoke you can see the whole beam with a couple lasers you and your buds can finally have that light savber fight you dreamed of as a kid

Jay212 · Post by **Jay212** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:10 pm

You're trying to look "cool" infront of your friends, why? Non-smokers won't know smoker tricks and usually these tricks can't be read on the internet then just performed as easily as you make it sound.

The easiest one I can think of is take a few puffs but dont inhale yet, blow the smoke out your mouth so it all comes out as a small cloud, then inhale all the smoke into your lungs. It's a fairly simple one(for me at least) and it usually makes the odd person say "shit dawg, thats chill." Or whatever your friends say, depending on how they talk. Sounds more to me like you're trying to impress someone though, for whatever reason.

lol999 · Post by **lol999** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:21 pm

take a really big hit

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:44 pm

Here's a little trick I learned that's simple, and sure to get lots of "oooh's" and "ahhhs" from the crowd you're smoking with.

Once you have your joint burning, plug one nostril and shove the joint about half way up your open nostril and hold it there with your index finger. Close your mouth and then suck all that lovely smoke up your nose.

After about 15-20 seconds of sucking, hold the toke for as long as you can. Then, don't breathe it out your nose or mouth...nope. Plug your nose, hold your mouth tightly closed, then breathe the smoke out either your left, right, or even BOTH ears!!

That, my friend, will impress all the ladies and they'll be begging for you to do sexy things to them like rub your Pokemon cards on their ass cheeks.

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:25 pm

HAHAHAHAHA GOD GORECORE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I HAVE SURELY NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY 16 YEARS ON THIS EARTH

Well until I read this:

Stoner-guru wrote:have been smoking for ever i was addicted

If you get "addicted" to weed never do ANY other drugs. That includes drinking. You will NEVER stop.

moonjuice101 · Post by **moonjuice101** » Wed Aug 30, 2006 2:16 am

put a spliff in your mouth the wrong way... cup your hands over your mouth and get someone to put their mouth where your hands are... gently blow the smoke through your hands and into the persons mouth and then of course they inhale it. its not very cool but it will get them fucked out of their head, trust me its well good. i dont know what you call it but me and my friends call it a monkey bong, i dont know why but oh well.

Ras Bongo · Post by **Ras Bongo** » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:00 pm

I can do this thing where I inhale and pull on my eye lids and the smoke comes out of them. What city are you from whitelie? I'm south FL too.

Quint · Post by **Quint** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 1:59 pm

moonjuice101 wrote:put a spliff in your mouth the wrong way... cup your hands over your mouth and get someone to put their mouth where your hands are... gently blow the smoke through your hands and into the persons mouth and then of course they inhale it. its not very cool but it will get them fucked out of their head, trust me its well good. i dont know what you call it but me and my friends call it a monkey bong, i dont know why but oh well.

called a shot gun hit...

lol gorecore, hahaa

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 4:03 pm

Shit...I forget what I write sometimes!!!

Hey, someone put me in their sig

-~~~~~ Thanks man!

Quint · Post by **Quint** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:05 pm

Gorecore wrote:Shit...I forget what I write sometimes!!!

Hey, someone put me in their sig -~~~~~ Thanks man!

yah i was laughing uncontrolably because of that haha

Filter · Post by **Filter** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 5:49 pm

Quint wrote:
moonjuice101 wrote:put a spliff in your mouth the wrong way... cup your hands over your mouth and get someone to put their mouth where your hands are... gently blow the smoke through your hands and into the persons mouth and then of course they inhale it. its not very cool but it will get them fucked out of their head, trust me its well good. i dont know what you call it but me and my friends call it a monkey bong, i dont know why but oh well.
called a shot gun hit...

lol gorecore, hahaa

First shotgun/elevator hit I had I fell backwards, good thing my girl was there to break my fall. I dont remember much after that.

moonjuice101 · Post by **moonjuice101** » Sun Sep 03, 2006 6:03 pm

they're good arent they? not so good for the guy whos got the spliff the wrong way in his mouth but hey

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Mon Sep 04, 2006 11:07 am

you dont have to "look cool" to enjoy a spliff man.. once you're stoned everybody's cool..

look at Gore Core

jk Keith

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:01 pm

Dont smoke for the aesthetics! smoke for the joy. and if you want to look cool, learn to blow smoke rings.

www.weedguru.com

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