need advice from the pro's

[EggsPoop]

i can hardly ever enjoy my high because im always so paranoid my mom will find out............................ and this paranoid feeling lasts through the whole high and it fuckin sucks , any way to overcome this?

[Weedguru_Falkon]

First, see if you cant find a way to talk to your mom about smoking the herb. You never know. A good bunch of people on here have fretted talking to their parents about it, and in the end, their parents dont mind too much.

If not, try to smoke after your parents go to bed. If youre really paranoid build a smoke filter to breathe into

(easy. Take a toilet paper tube and some dryer sheets, stuff them into the tube, and voila.) Even when you see smoke come out of these things, the smoke doesnt smell.

I know it works. Used it tons of times hiding smoking from my dad.

Good luck.

[Anti-FlagPUNK]

what falkon said.

and smoke outside!

[Gorecore]

Then brush your teeth, gargle with Listerine, floss, have a shower, burn your clothing, put Visene in both eyes, chew lots of strong gum, spray a bottle of Axe on your body, spray Febreeze all over your room (even if you smoked outdoors), shave, eat some Doritos to mask your breath and curb the munchies, make eye contact but not TOO much eye contact.

Follow those simple steps and you should be fine.

[birdie]

U could go smoke a joint in front of her and see what happens, i dunno.. im not very good with this stuff cuz i couldnt care less if my mom found out or not.

[cdc]

that used to happen to me. I dont smoke if i know i will get sketched out.

also another way to kill a bad buzz is to chance your inviroment. If your listening to sad/depressing/angry music change it to something light and happy, some gay hiphop shit lol.

If you smoking at home with your parents home (ive never done this before) you should go out, do you have a car? if you have a car try driving to a friends house, you will be less paraniod if your around good company.

last suggestion, dont take this one lightly. If your only a little bit stoned sometimes that makes u sketch. try smoking more weed. i did that once i was sketchy as i just keep smoking. i had one of them uber stoned buzzes, i was soo slow i couldnt be paraniod. i did like 3 buckies, big thick creemy ones and i was that stoned i could sketch lol.

[FIRE!!!]

Then brush your teeth, gargle with Listerine, floss, have a shower, burn your clothing, put Visene in both eyes, chew lots of strong gum, spray a bottle of Axe on your body, spray Febreeze all over your room (even if you smoked outdoors), shave, eat some Doritos to mask your breath and curb the munchies, make eye contact but not TOO much eye contact.

Follow those simple steps and you should be fine.

LAFO Brush your teeth, use listerine, floss, chew strong gum, then eat doritos

[Stoner-guru]

you can smoke anywere out side the police dont even care where i live(canada) but all you need to do is chew gum use some axe and some visine original i dont because my mom dosnt give a flying fuck but im with my dad and hes been clean off crack for like 2 years and hes strict so visine it up

[FIRE!!!]

i can hardly ever enjoy my high because im always so paranoid my mom will find out............................ and this paranoid feeling lasts through the whole high and it fuckin sucks , any way to overcome this?

Wait...in your other thread you said you were 18...if you're 18 your mom has no legal power to discipline you..at least in america. What are you worried about?

[Stoner-guru]

yah but she can kick his ass out

[FIRE!!!]

I see your point...

it's nice and sharp...

[tezza_420]

my mum found out i smoked weed about 10 months ago, up until then i used to hate the thought of her finding out coz i thought she'd kill me, but she actully wasnt too bothered and is fine with me tokin now.

[weedguru tom]

weed make syou paranoid anywayman, id advise only smokin` with freinds and go home when it wears off, either that or just amke sure u go home smellin freash, dontlook wasted, and dont show u have munchies or talk slurd, then you wont have naythinto be paranoid about, unless your moms a fuckin` mindreader, mind you, if she was i doubt she'd get too far, your mashed hahaha

[pirate]

i can hardly ever enjoy my high because im always so paranoid my mom will find out............................ and this paranoid feeling lasts through the whole high and it fuckin sucks , any way to overcome this?

what tom said..

try to smoke only when you KNOW you will be chilling..
If you're paranoid about your mum catching you.. do all the things everyone else has already told you..

but most importantly..

seriously

try this

try to forget you're stoned

sometimes it actually works

[0rangellama]

aye, just ignore your parents. Forget about them. If they ask you if you've been smoking weed, play the situation down. Tell them it's only something you do on the weekends, or when you got all your shit done and have nothing else to do. Don't let it fuck your life up, like it did mine, I'd stay away from it, until you graduate high school, honestly. If I wasn't such a huge stoner throughout school, I probably could've easily gotten a scholarship an shit for college. Instead, I ditched school, smoke bud, played halo, watched movies, and listened to music, like a fuckin' moron. Don't do that shit. If you find yourself blazin' everyday after school, till you go to sleep, then again when you wake up, you got a problem, and you need to cut down.